Tag: neil josten

blogaboutyafavbirdboys:

Whenever someone ask Neil why he is dating Andrew these are the sarcastic answers he gives, because he doesn’t need to justify his relationship to anyone:

“I always wanted to be the taller one in a relationship.”

“I’m just holding out for when he dies, because then I will inherit all of his knives.”

“Free and limitless supply of cigarettes.”

“He promised to protect me from my serial killer father and the Yakuza. How could I turn that down?”

“Kevin really pissed me off one day. To get back at him I did the one thing that would drive him absolutely crazy, date Andrew.”

“I’m dating Andrew Minyard?”

“One day he asked me for the date in German. Turns out he was asking for a date. I apparently don’t know German as well as I thought I did, and I’m too petty to admit it.”

“I heard he was pre-med. So I decided that if all this Exy stuff falls through I could at least be the trophy husband of a Doctor. Turns out it’s Aaron who is pre-med.”

“I’m really into Maseratis.”

d-quintana:

i bet everyone in neil’s spanish class hates him. he always looks so bored, half the time he’s napping and yet he gets some of the highest marks of anyone and they’re all like why are you here if you already know spanish? and neil is just like ‘well i don’t Really know it i haven’t spoken it in years and it was never my strongest language’ and they all stare at him like what the fuck how many languages does this kid speak and why does he know so many if he’s not even interested like here’s this kid who is bored to tears by his english classes, doesn’t give a shit about his spanish classes and yet somehow is multi-lingual with an abnormally high aptitude for picking up languages and all he does is sleep, doodle fox paws or pour over his math homework of all things