“neil are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable” “a fruit” “WHY” “because I don’t like vegetables but I like tomatoes”
aaron is speechless for the next hour bc he has to process that he and neil agree on tomato characterization (though aaron’s reasoning is biology-based)
triple-knots his shoelaces. can’t have an untied lace tripping you when you’re running for your life : )
okay so idk how many of y’all remember, but Propel water used to be a big thing (or maybe that was just me) but anyway neil is a SUPPORTER
it’s not that sweet but it is a bit of flavor
Electrolytes™
takes an entire sixpack of propel bottles for himself to every game
when he starts drinking socially he tries to use Propel as a mixer and andrew’s like……….the fuck
when he graduates, the currently-at-PSU foxes give him artsy framed photos of the Foxhole Court as a graduation/bye-captain gift. neil doesn’t feel moved in to an apartment until they’re hung up
Is it just me or for someone who so vehemently against psychology, Neil Josten is fucking great at it. I mean his methods are about as ethical as you would expect from a guy who grew up being told that it’s smarter to shoot a cop than talk to one but you deny he got shit done.
yoo I actually feel like that might be precisely one of the reasons he doesnt trust psychologists!! he knows firsthand how easy it is to use psychology manipulate people and see through them. It’s just that he’s used those skills in unethical ways so he connects psychology with ulterior motives and lying to get what you want. Twisting peoples words and leading people on. That’s why he doesn’t trust Betsy or anyone in that proffession because he knows all the ways it could be used against him.
Can we also point out that he literally starts worrying if Andrew will still find him interesting while all this is happening, heterosexuality what? Girls who?
Nothing but My Aching Soul 