my post – Nothing but My Aching Soul

Kevin: Riko is going to kill you.
Neil: Only if I die.
Kevin: Yes, that’s what killing you means.

Nicky: Look at what you’ve done to my peonies!
Allison: They’re marigolds!
Erik: God, I think she’s right. They are marigolds.
Nicky: I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!

the biggest betrayal in love, simon is when simon told leah that bieber took a dump on the floor to cut their call when all bieber was doing was lie in his bed like the good boy that he is smh simon

Andrew: I am going to take you out.
Neil: Okay. It’s a date, then.
Andrew: I meant that as a threat.

‘Lazy’ is such an ugly word. I prefer the term ‘selective participation’.

Andrew Joseph Minyard, probably

Matt: I’ve lost my friend Neil! Have you seen him?
Somebody: What does he look like?
Matt, in tears: Beautiful

Andrew: Neil, I have come to make out with you
Neil: Not in the middle of the game, Andrew
Andrew: Fine. I will sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening
Kevin: No, Andrew, you have to fucking play

Andrew: No one likes a smart mouth

Neil: Except you

Andrew:

Kevin, yelling out a pep talk: You either go big or go home!
Andrew: *goes home*

Neil: In loving memory of Andrew Minyard

Neil: He’s not dead I just love remembering him