skaters: congrats on ur engagement, viktor and yuuri!
jj: i’m engaged too! 😀
skaters: …. anyways

He just DOESN’T REMEMBER

Viktor: *Yuuri is eros, I’ve never seen anyone more eros than him since that one night at the banquet, there is no other way to describe him but an erotic man with such passion there is no doubt about it he’s the epitome of erotic love*
Viktor: Yuuri, what is your eros???
Yuuri: a pork cutlet bowl
Viktor: for fucks sa-

Yuuri: I was always by myself, even at the banquet.
Viktor: I fell in love with you at that banquet. I left my home country to fulfill my heart’s desire AND be your coach. How could you forget such an important night in my life?

Yuuri: I don’t remember last year’s banquet!
Victor: YOU MEAN YOU DON’T REMEMBER INVITING ME TO HASETSU TO BE YOUR COACH??? I JUST SHOWED UP LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND YOU WENT WITH IT???

Yuuri: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Guang-Hong: Have everyone stand.
Leo: Bring three more chairs.
Yuri: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Seung-gil: Kill three.

hellfirefury:

Yuuri: um… Eros isn’t really me… I think I should do agape…

Victor: [mental montage of yuuri pole dancing]

Victor: I think the fuck not

As Yuuri’s best man, I really need his bachelor party to go well, which is why I’m stress-eating these gummy penises.

Phichit Chulanont (via misquotes-on-ice)

Yurio. He was here. I can feel it. Smell that? The room smells like teen angst and hair spray.

Victor Nikiforov (via misquotes-on-ice)

Viktor: When you said “magical in bed” this isn’t exactly what I was expecting-
Yuuri: *holds up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?
Viktor: *softly* Holy shit.