mosquitoes on ice – Page 3 – Nothing but My Aching Soul

Season 1: *Victor is with Yuuri in Japan*
Yurio: VICTOR COME BACK TO RUSSIA THIS INSTANT
Season 2: *Victor is with Yuuri in Russia*
Yurio: Someone please send them back to Japan, I can’t take them flirting anymore, they won’t shut up, won’t stop kissing, won’t stop trying to hug each other, whose idea was this anyway-

Victor: What a shame. I really wanted to kiss the gold medal. Maybe there’s something else I could kiss?

Yuuri: …

Victor: Maybe SOMEONE?

Yuuri: ….

Victor: Maybe MY HUSBAND???

Yuuri: …….

Victor: KISS ME FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

Yuuri: Do you want to be my coach for another year?

Victor: …close enough.

Yuuri: I have the sex appeal of a math book.
Victor: I don’t know Yuuri, I can’t think of anyone who opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me.”

Phichit: Just so you know, if you ever hurt Yuuri I’m not afraid to go back to prison
Victor: BACK to prison?!

Victor: Oh Yuuri~ help me skate, I don’t know how ~
Yuuri: You literally won the Grand Prix 5 years in a row
Victor: I suddenly can’t understand English, I don’t know

Yuuri: After the final, let’s end this.
Phichit: I cannot believe you said this after I considered throwing the gold medal to you so my OTP would get married.

Victor: Pretty soon no one will beat us. Santa Claus can do anything and this year I asked for you to win gold.
*leaves humming a wedding march*
Yurio: He’s kidding, right?
Yuuri: Guys, this is serious. Listen up. Victor still believes in Santa Claus.

Yuuri: The stars look beautiful tonight.
Viktor: You know who else looks beautiful?
Both: Makkachin.

Victor: What’s this?
Yuuri: Oh, that’s my to-do list.
Victor: Its just a piece of paper with my name on it

JJ: You’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?
Yuri: As defending champion, are you nervous?