mosquitoes on ice – Nothing but My Aching Soul

Victor: I LOST MY HUSBAND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM
person: what does he look like?
Victor, crying: BEAUTIFUL

I thought this was going to be a casual one-night stand? But maybe it could be a casual… one thousand-night stand. Maybe we could keep casually having sex, and then casually have kids together, and then casually grow old together. Casually get on each other’s health insurance. Then casually die side by side, like in the end of The Notebook.

Victor to Yuuri upon his arrival in Hasetsu (via misquotes-on-ice)

Phichit: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars.
Yuuri: If anyone and I mean anyone, even Victor Nikiforov himself, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

canonklapollo:

phichit: i told an entire cafe in spain that my friend was getting gay married and everyone started cheering enthusiastically

otabek: it’s true I was there clapping

Phichit: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that.
Yuuri: You’ve been?
Phichit: Once, in Monopoly.

Minami: As president of the Yuuri Katsuki fanclub, I decree that today we are all going to go around in a circle and say something we admire about Yuuri. Our Vice President has requested to go first.
Viktor: [clears throat and pulls out list]

Yuuri: Ok Victor, let’s get this straight—
Victor: But I’m not

Chris: Random question! Dom or Sub?
Yuuri: I like Dominos but I’m going to have to go with Subway. I dunno why you’d put them in the same category though.

JJ: Is this about me?
Otabek: No.
JJ: Then I’ve lost interest.

Yurio: I could strangle you.
Victor: You’re not tall enough.
Yurio: You’ve sunk low enough for me to reach.