when you’re excited about trc finally getting a tv show but then you remember how horribly wrong it could all go
me when i go out: i should’ve stayed home
me when i stay home: i should’ve gone out
me when i’m around people: i want to be alone
me when i’m alone: i want to be around people
me when i’m mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i’m nice to people: i need to be meaner
Once came back from a run on a hot day and called it 40 degrees
The foxes were horrified?? Has Neil never been warm before??
Constantly switches between using meters and feet, sometimes within the same sentence
Later goes travelling and is so pissed when he finds out that US courts are slightly off from every other court in the world
Had to help Nicky decipher the recipes he got from Erik’s parents
Bombed multiple physics tests because he kept messing up the constants
The math was right
Likes to talk in centimeters because it sounds like more when he’s saying that he’s 7.6 cm taller than Andrew
Can convert from miles/hour to km/hour in his head
But still sometimes forgets what units the traffic signs are in and gets honked at to hell and back
Also: has gotten into a huge pissing match with someone over whether or not to add the “u” because if there was one thing his mom was adamant about, it was the “u”
Nothing but My Aching Soul 