Tag: matt boyd

prompt: they adopt a child??? or just talk about it????????? or something????????????????????????

cabeswaterlovesthem:

I have a personal headcanon that Andrew and Neil never have children for multiple reasons. But you know who does have children? Matt and Dan. And they just moved to town.

Uncle Andrew and Uncle Neil spend extended amounts of time with the kids only three times. It goes as follows: 

Incident 1: The Presents

  • The second time that Neil and Andrew see Matt and Dan’s children is when the kids are 6, 8, and 9.
  • The first time was when they were born.
  • Around Christmas time, the foxes always make an effort to see each other.
  • It’s hard for them to all get together at once, so they make rounds as they can.
  • This year, things were more convenient for Andrew and Neil seeing as Matt, Dan, and the kids had just moved closer.
  • Dan got a new job and Matt was able to sign a new contract with a team in the same area.
  • They decide to meet up the week before Christmas this time.
  • Which means that Andrew and Neil need to buy some presents.
  • Except Andrew and Neil honestly know jack shit about children.
  • They have no idea what kids were into these days. They didn’t even know when they were children.
  • All that Neil knew was that he never had any toys. Ever.
  • All that Andrew knew was that toys were bribes and tricks and never anything he got to keep.
  • Which is how Andrew and Neil end up at Toys R Us.

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i lied this is actually the last one. whenever neil is being sassy towards matt he likes using matt’s full name. “no need for the attitude MATTHEW”

pipedream:

pipedream:

neil has no qualms about whipping out the matthew donovan boyd like an angry suburban mom but matt can’t retaliate bc neil refuses to tell him his middle name so matt makes up his own middle names for him

“don’t use that tone with me, neil franklin josten”

“neil ebenezer josten i can’t believe you would say that to me”

“NEIL PRUDENCE JO-” “IT’S ABRAM MY MIDDLE NAME IS ABRAM, MATT”

#hc that they both do it to kevin too #but they make names up since kevin doesnt have a middle name #and they use weird history names that they think he’ll appreciate #‘kevin andromeda day-’ #‘ive had enough of your bad attitude kevin priapus day’ #‘kevin ferdinand day that is no way to talk to your father’  #‘watch your mouth kevin louis iii day’ (tags via @foxes-evermore)

bless u for this addition