kevin day – Page 12 – Nothing but My Aching Soul

broship-addict:

a little bit about Kevin Day who is also A Massive Loser:

feels the need to remind everyone that he’s left-handed

brings out statistics about the pros of being a lefty

annoys the shit out of everyone when he constantly complains about hard it is to be left-handed

can get ready in the mornings in under 5 minutes to maximize sleeping in time

it’d be under 3 if he didn’t brush his teeth

holds secret funerals every time his racquet breaks

had the weirdest muscle gain/loss after Riko broke his hand

lost a ton of muscle on his left side and got built on his right because that’s the one he focused on training the most

likes to stand extra tall and look down on Neil when they’re arguing

wouldn’t have to eat quite so healthy if he wasn’t on track to giving himself alcohol poisoning

once tried to take revenge on Andrew by hiding his chocolate syrup in a higher cupboard

so. much. regret.

is super judgy about dollar store Exy racquets

tests the strings and handle quality as if it’s comparable to his own racquets and looks at them like they’re a disappointment anyways

honestly cried that one time Nicky switched out his racquets as a prank

(the Foxes couldn’t stop laughing)

(Wymack is not paid enough for this)

tries to convince Renee to donate to sports-initiative charities

went straight from yelling at a Fox to encouraging a six-year-old girl to follow her dreams and make Court

once called Abby “mom”

the kindest thing Abby could to was pretend she didn’t hear

but also sometimes Kevin would wonder what if

calls out misogynistic bullshit lightning quick

once watched the wrong History Channel while drunk and believed every single word

he won’t admit it to the other Foxes, but Kevin definitely thinks aliens built the Great Pyramids

does not have the keys for Andrew and Neil’s apartment but keeps banging on the door and leaving voicemails until they finally open the door only to find him carrying bags of fresh vegetables

tells them he should be charging their team for his time because Kevin is a fucking a s s h o l e

gets his first dog from the shelter and the poor guy’s malnourished and has a missing leg but Kevin skips out on practice to help him heal

when the dog’s healthy and happy Kevin brings him to practices and they play a dangerous version of fetch with Exy balls flung around the court but both of them love it

goes to see Wymack at least once a month but spends the whole time complaining about his team’s quality

leaves Andrew and Neil angry voicemails after their games, no matter the score

leaves them angry voicemails after his own games

leaves them angry voicemails after Jean or Matt’s games

leaves incoherent fanboy screaming voicemails after Jeremy Knox’s games

(they won’t admit it, but Andrew and Neil definitely look forward to these as they’re absolutely hilarious)

is able to look at his racquet at the beginning of each game and think, I’m better than he ever was

is able to prove it to the world

blueandtheboys:

I’m legit just about to fall asleep and honestly it is so many other ppls fault for getting me thinking about Andrew and Neil and marriage BUT:

• Neil texts Kevin 911
• Kevin arrives out of breath and panicked
• Neil’s holding a cat and Andrew is smoking
• “can you be a witness?”
• “Jesus Christ. What did you do. Where’s the body”
• “no Kevin just sign your name here – yeah just there – ok now me – now Andrew – k done. You can go now.”
• Kevin’s literally all the way home before he realizes he has no idea what he just signed up to
• kind of chalks it up to an out of body experience
• says nothing about it for literally a month until he sees Neil and Andrew’s hands
• the ring on Andrew’s finger is black and kind of wide
• Neil’s is slim and silver and kind of uneven
• Kevin’s like “what the fuck are those?”
• Nicky: “oh yeah they got married. Told no one”
• Neil just looks at him like ////????//
• “Kevin you were THERE? Your name is literally on the marriage certificate”
• Kevin has to go for a long walk