ok so like we know that neil is a multi-lingual who can learn new languages like nobody’s business right. and in canon he knows english french german and spanish, and in the extra content we find out that he learns russian with andrew later on. so like after he’s fluent in russian he decides to learn japanese bc he figures it’ll come in handy when he’s dealing with the moriyamas and whatever but mostly he does it because he wants to terrorize kevin. like
- one day kevin is bitching and cursing in japanese during practice and neil just slides in beside him and says, in japanese, “you shouldn’t swear so much, kevin” and kevin blinks and just. doesn’t know who he wants to punch more, himself or neil
- after he gets over the shock of neil knowing japanese, he rolls with it ok so w/e it just means that they can communicate in another language now
- and andrew is Suffering because now kevin and neil can argue about Exy in english, french, AND japanese
- kevin and neil going over progress reports about the freshmen’s training with wymack and kevin saying “everything is going according to keikaku”. neil, turning to wymack, “keikaku means plan”
- kevin accidentally telling neil, in slurred japanese when he’s had a bottle vodka, that he’s actually a closet weeb in addition to being a history nerd
- watching anime w/o subtitles together and criticizing and rating the anime they watch on a scale of how much of a mistake each one is. miyazaki did not retire for all the boob and panty shots
- “one day they’ll make an Exy anime, i just know it.” “kiss kiss bang your head on the plexiglass”
- misspelling エクシ (e-ku-shi) as エクツ (e-ku-tsu) and kevin complaining about neil’s incompetence for an hour
- “kevin does thea know about all of your waifus”
- kevin’s favorite j-pop singers are all Johnny’s boy-bands and one day he plays the songs because now neil can appreciate his taste in japanese songs as well and then nicky googles the bands and sees that they all consist of pretty boys and nicky is just kev,, sweetie,, ,
Tag: kevin day
ok so like we know that neil is a multi-lingual who can learn new languages like nobody’s business right. and in canon he knows english french german and spanish, and in the extra content we find out that he learns russian with andrew later on. so like after he’s fluent in russian he decides to learn japanese bc he figures it’ll come in handy when he’s dealing with the moriyamas and whatever but mostly he does it because he wants to terrorize kevin. like
- one day kevin is bitching and cursing in japanese during practice and neil just slides in beside him and says, in japanese, “you shouldn’t swear so much, kevin” and kevin blinks and just. doesn’t know who he wants to punch more, himself or neil
- after he gets over the shock of neil knowing japanese, he rolls with it ok so w/e it just means that they can communicate in another language now
- and andrew is Suffering because now kevin and neil can argue about Exy in english, french, AND japanese
- kevin and neil going over progress reports about the freshmen’s training with wymack and kevin saying “everything is going according to keikaku”. neil, turning to wymack, “keikaku means plan”
- kevin accidentally telling neil, in slurred japanese when he’s had a bottle vodka, that he’s actually a closet weeb in addition to being a history nerd
- watching anime w/o subtitles together and criticizing and rating the anime they watch on a scale of how much of a mistake each one is. miyazaki did not retire for all the boob and panty shots
- “one day they’ll make an Exy anime, i just know it.” “kiss kiss bang your head on the plexiglass”
- misspelling エクシ (e-ku-shi) as エクツ (e-ku-tsu) and kevin complaining about neil’s incompetence for an hour
- “kevin does thea know about all of your waifus”
- kevin’s favorite j-pop singers are all Johnny’s boy-bands and one day he plays the songs because now neil can appreciate his taste in japanese songs as well and then nicky googles the bands and sees that they all consist of pretty boys and nicky is just kev,, sweetie,, ,
i lied this is actually the last one. whenever neil is being sassy towards matt he likes using matt’s full name. “no need for the attitude MATTHEW”
neil has no qualms about whipping out the matthew donovan boyd like an angry suburban mom but matt can’t retaliate bc neil refuses to tell him his middle name so matt makes up his own middle names for him
“don’t use that tone with me, neil franklin josten”
“neil ebenezer josten i can’t believe you would say that to me”
“NEIL PRUDENCE JO-” “IT’S ABRAM MY MIDDLE NAME IS ABRAM, MATT”
#hc that they both do it to kevin too #but they make names up since kevin doesnt have a middle name #and they use weird history names that they think he’ll appreciate #‘kevin andromeda day-’ #‘ive had enough of your bad attitude kevin priapus day’ #‘kevin ferdinand day that is no way to talk to your father’ #‘watch your mouth kevin louis iii day’ (tags via @foxes-evermore)
bless u for this addition
kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them
☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked outthanks i love them
“Fight because you don’t know how to die quietly.“
Kevin: can you tell me why the fuck you’re late to practice
Andrew: someone told me to go to hell
Andrew: at first i couldn’t find it
Andrew: but now i’m here
Andrew “this is nothing” Minyard defending his boyfriend
can I request some random kevin hcs? take your time and tysm🌸
I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen my trinity of Kevin Day posts [x] [x] [x] but I am always ready to talk about this loser :))
- Nora once mentioned Kevin learning how to play piano and it felt like my Time Had Come
- it’s so hard for him???
- piano music (classical especially) usually has really strong and complex melodies in the right hand with simple stuff going on in the left and imagine how FRUSTRATED Kevin gets with it
- his left hand always goes on too strong
- the peddle’s too wet
- the tempo isn’t even
- and Perfectionist Kevin Day cannot stand it he’s probably never gone through an entire song without screaming at least once
- (Thea films it and sends it to Andrew, who surprises Neil by actually letting out a bark of laughter)
- his first year at Palmetto, Kevin convinces himself that taking bio as an elective was a good idea
- it’s important to know what’s going on in your body, right?
- (and at least the math’s minimal)
- except he absolutely hates it
- the professor’s snobby with him because he isn’t a sciences student
- Kevin had thought he was good at memorizing things? but apparently not when trying to name all of the different enzymes in the human body
- (it didn’t help that Andrew got a kick out of scrawling all over his notes with dumb doodles)
- ((usually drawings of liver tumors and an arrow pointing to it saying “you”))
- he barely scrapes by and vows to never touch sciences again, until somehow Neil challenges him to try first-year physics in his senior year
- you know how Neil doodles little fox paws all over his homework? Kevin can draw 30+ different models with their original paintwork by memory
- imagine him barely conscious and flipping through channels because the only games on are painful to watch
- somehow he manages to watch an hour’s worth of Ancient Aliens and can’t sort out facts from pseudo-history the next day in class
- the entire room gasps as he confusedly explains UFO sightings and religion before breaking off halfway in horror
- probably tmi but goes to the washroom 10+ times a day because he thinks drinking the full recommended 2 liters is a good idea
- the one and only time Kevin ever managed to beat Neil in running, they found out the next day it was because Neil had fractured something in his ankle and couldn’t play the next game
- (goddammit, Neil)
- Kevin once got banned from ever trying to coach little leagues Exy after nearly making 3 kids cry
- it wasn’t that he was being mean, it’s just that Kevin has a hard time remembering what children are actually capable of doing
- (also he kept assigning suicides omg)
- can he cook? not really. but he keeps trying anyways???
- his birthday in future years involves dinner with Wymack (and sometimes Abby and sometimes all the other Foxes crash)
- Kevin asks for carrot cake every year and he’s happy enough that usually he’ll refrain from bugging Andrew and Nicky about the amount of extra frosting they squeeze on
kevin day headcanons 😺 pt2
requested by anon <333 (i hope u like them) // pt1 here
- one time in edens twilight kevin got super™ drunk and followed nicky and aaron out to the dance floor. It ended with him embarrassing himself…. 😦
- kevin is bisexual
- he gets a car of his own (because ofc he’d have to eventually). he ends up getting a black crv so he has enough room for his exy equipment.
- his driving style flows between “grandma could pass you on her walker” and “I didn’t think a car could go that fast” – there is no in between
- kevin’s idea of a halloween costume is throwing on a black cloak and calling himself -the grim reaper-
- *the summer after graduation, he goes on vacation to cali to see jeremy and jean!!
- and he actually relaxes!!! and loves the beach!!!
- he wears black board shorts w orange exy rackets on them and no shirt and sits in the sun looking a god while reading a book*
- years down the line and after he goes pro, he adopts a golden retriever
- (and names him something to do with exy) (idk what)
- kevin (unsurprisingly) ends up ranked as -the usa’s best exy player-
- and naturally gets into the olympics with neil and andrew :’)
kevin day + neil josten headcanons
- kevin and neil are always yelling at each other on court, but when the game/practice is over, they’re the first to pat the other on the back and say “good game” or “could’ve been worse” or “nice work”
- they always do grocery runs together, because kevin wants to grab healthy food and because andrew sends neil to make sure he gets his candy
- for kevin’s birthday neil gets him a trojan’s shirt and a bottle of vodka
- for neil’s birthday kevin gets him running shoes and a weekend alone with andrew in their dorm room
- neil chewed out a reporter who was telling kevin off for not attending riko’s funeral, and when he finally stopped to take a deep breath, he was literally dragged away by wymack before he could continue
- the first time neil gets drunk at eden’s twilight, him and kevin became best friends for the night, dancing, taking selfies, and nicky has photographic proof of kevin kissing neil on the cheek, an event kevin will deny happening until the day he dies
- he also denies cuddling neil in while they slept on the bus after a long game
but that’s another story- they both go to exites together once a month to check out the new equipment, and every time they get back the rest of the foxes always ask them how their date was
- kevin always competes with neil on the treadmill in the workout room, and only won once (because neil got distracted staring at andrew’s biceps when he began benchpressing and had to stop and redirect his thoughts)
- one time kevin walked in while neil was having a panic attack about riko, and when he realized andrew was still in class, he calmed neil down himself by whispering gentle words to him in french
- they then sat on the couch for the entire duration of finding nemo and finding dory because kevin knows that they’re neil’s favourite
- when neil was accepted into his pro team right after he graduated, a few tears escaped kevin’s eyes because here was this boy, who didn’t think he’d live to be 20, holding his future in an envelope in his hands