witherwaxian:

Right, we know neil can perfectly mimic a british accent thanks to his mother, but something I’ve never seen anyone bring up: Kayleigh Day was Irish. So I firmly believe Neil and Kevin can whip out near perfect accents and slang.

Neil: oi mate fancy a bit o’ the old game? Bloody get on with it, pull on your trainers, ‘n after we can go for a cuppa?

Kevin: Git off me arse Neil, I aint actin teh maggot. You’re teh one bein’ a bit o’ a dosser. After we’re through, ‘m goin out to get right locked.

Nicky, trying not to cry: what are you s a y i n g

palmettofoxden:

When Kevin and Neil are on different teams after graduation and their teams play each other, they spend the entire game screaming as loud as possible so that they can trashtalk in French from across the entire court. They get increasingly personal with their digs as the game progresses.

In interviews after the game, they gush about how great it is to play on the same court as each other again and how talented the other is and the reports are just like: Okay, but we definitely saw you screaming at each other the whole game??? Also, you almost got into a fist fight when you were supposed to be shaking hands before the game?????

menace-minyard:

you know what I think about a lot? Kevin being a total Big Brother towards Neil.

  • Kevin rustling Neil’s hair after he does something right
  • Kevin heartily smacking Neil’s back with a giant grin on his face after Neil shoots an awesome goal
  • Kevin and Neil shoving each other’s faces lightly on camera with happy smiles after winning yet another game
  • Kevin calling Neil a loser after Neil does something silly/stupid
  • Kevin standing in front of Neil with his arms crossed after some dick tries to get in Neil’s face
  • Kevin throwing the nearest object at Neil after Neil says something offensive to him but purposely missing because he doesn’t want to actually hit him
  • Kevin pulling Neil in for a giant bearhug after Neil has a breakdown (and Andrew isn’t around to comfort him)
  • Neil sending Kevin a stupid meme and Kevin replying with “why are you like this”
  • KEVIN CALLING NEIL “KID”
  • Kevin drunk-texting Neil saying “i kno i yell at u alot but i still lov u”
  • Neil texts back “I know, Kevin.”
  • Neil telling Kevin that he’s going to try something new and Kevin responds with “I know you can do it.”
  • Kevin calling Neil frequently and Neil jabbering about his adventures with Andrew and Kevin smiling while listening to how happy this boy and being so proud of all and how much he’s accomplished