more kevin and neil headcanons that no one asked for but im delivering anyways
☆they both have like 30 friendship bracelets from each other because it started as a joke but now its……….competitive
☆THIS VINE
☆kevin, texting neil: answer your phone i need to talk to you
☆neil: ok hold on i cant find it
☆kevin: ok
☆kevin, 5 minutes later: youre a terrible teammate you know. youre killing me. youre killing your striker
☆when press bring up the ravens at inappropriate times they both like to pretend theyve never heard of them and have no idea who they are
☆Physical Altercations over uno
☆before games neil sits on kevins shoulders and they wont stop challenging the other team to joust with their exy racquets
☆wymack: kevin neil is swearing on camera again, go clean up after him
☆kevin, rolling up to neil with the cameras still on: what the fuck dude
☆when the team stays overnight for away games kevin and neil like to go out and try to find the shittiest 2am diner they can get to, and then they rate it afterwards. they have a list
☆they tried to study together once but it backfired spectacularly and they spent 5 hours talking about exy instead. math final who
☆theyre Those Sport Dudes who yell at the tv and get up and walk around the room with their hands in their hair when they watch games
☆just sit down and shut the fuck up PLEASE
☆they go to those service dog training places and sit on the floor and let puppies slobber all over them
☆blackout drunk kevin, mumbling barely distinct backstreet boys lyrics, gets fireman-carried by a furious neil back to the dorm
☆they enable each other too much. in all aspects of life ☆what im saying is they need a Mom Friend to tell them when to stop bc otherwise theyll keep hyping each other up until theyre dead ☆kevin: keep the kitchen clean and safe or so help me god ☆neil, a travesty to god and the church and everyone who witnesses him, who has been kicked from the kitchen 6 different times and is about to make it 7 by detonating the everloving shit out of this frozen pizza at 3750 degrees: of course ☆carly rae jepsen stans
☆kevin knows neil leaves his phone fuckall places so he very secretly calls it and when neil goes to pick it up and answers, kevin, on the other line, sitting on the living room couch 2 rooms away, pulls a ‘since youre up wanna get me the protein shake from the fridge’ and neil HATES. HIM.
From the depth of my sin folder, filled with all things that should never see the light of day… blame again to the Zine chat, specifically momma @kitshunette ❤
kevin and neil headcanons because i dont see nearly enough for them
☆neil: what is ‘dabbing’ kevin: absolutely not
☆kevin has to chop vegetables into tiny pieces and sneak them into neils dinners because his eating habits are shit
☆they go grocery shopping together and neil keeps putting junk food in the cart and kevin keeps shoving it back onto random shelves with varying levels of rage
☆neil: do i even weigh anything to you? kevin, holding him a foot off the ground: no. its like holding a bag of grapes
☆whack each other w their exy racquets when they get too Extra during practice
☆scary movie ride or die fans
☆kevin curls up and watches through his fingers and neil punches kevins leg when a jumpscare gets him
☆kevin: *mentions anyone who has even slightly inconvenienced him* neil: you should kill them
☆kevin can always sense neils bullshit and he will, inevitably and invariably, be able to tell when neil is doing Something Stupid
☆neil photobombs kevins interviews at/after games ALL THE TIME
☆kevin: it was a tough game but our hard work paid off
☆neil: in the background wearing 3 pairs of sunglasses and dumping an entire gatorade over his head while maintaining eye contact with the camera
☆neil can suplex kevin
☆they are savage at dragging like god help whoever brings down their Roasting Session upon themselves bc they will taste the wrath of a god
☆neil makes a game of how many outlandish claims he can make and still have kevin believe him
☆neil: did you know i once spent a week in australia and had to eat nothing but jellyfish and twinkies to survive
☆kevin, wide eyed and scandalized: how are you alive
☆neil WILL pick a fight in a fast food restaurant and kevin has to bail him out
☆kevin listens to 80s pop music when he works out and neil finds out. neil Finds Out.
☆neil plays 21 loops of tom jones’ ‘whats new pussycat’ and kevin tells him to put in 1 ‘its not unusual’
☆kevin will send neil a million texts until he gets a response. like in a row, in the span of 15 seconds buzz buzz bitch where are you
☆neil watches chopped and kevin loses his mind because neil will drag a contestant for mixing caviar with peppers while at the same time eating like mac n cheese with nutella
☆they get too into laser tag and get kicked out
Nothing but My Aching Soul 
