John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
john mulaney just won an emmy and in his acceptance speech, he said that his wife was in New York because she “wasn’t going to buy a ticket just to watch him lose” and if that isn’t peak john mulaney
Dan: If you’re an adult and you’re still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. She’s not going to do anything else for you.
Kevin: I’m not gay, but I might be. And I have a girlfriend and she’s a female person.
Alternate Kevin: “This is a weird topic and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.”
Andrew: “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child. You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends.“
Alternate Andrew: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.
Matt: Went to a spa to get a massage. I went into the room to get the massage and the woman there told me to undress to my comfort level. […] So I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants, and I felt safe.
Aaron: All of his jokes were very anti-work, which is not always what you want in a healthcare professional.
Seth: As you seven and eight-year-olds probably know, freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man.
Alternate Seth: Was there ever even a ghost Mother, or was the dead Victorian girl you saw just me all along?
Allison: My wife is a bitch and I like her so much
Nicky: I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much – it’s exhausting.
Renee: God can’t hear you.
Neil: I’ve never been killed by hit men. So I don’t know what it’s like in the moments just before you’re killed by hit men. But I bet it’s not unlike when you’re on the subway and you realize that a mariachi band is about to start playing.
Alternate Neil: [imitating a heavy Chicago accent] Lets say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trunk. Don’t panic. Once you get your bearings…find the carpet that covers the taillight, peel back the carpet, make a fist, and punch the taillight out the back of the car, thus creating a hole in the back of the automobile, then stick your little hand out and wave to oncoming motorists to let them know that something hinky is going on.
Wymack: Yeah, he was not a “spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down” kind of guy. He was more like, “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.”
+ Bonus
Jean: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day, I’ll die.
Jeremy:
In terms of like instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Look at these curvy letters! Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? You look, mortal, if ye be. You look, and then you type what you think you see! Is it an “E?” Or is it a “3?” That’s up to ye!
The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the ROBOT TEST!
Which of these pictures does NOT have a stop sign?
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