Tag: infinity war spoilers

wolfbbarnes:

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

– okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

– rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

– “wong, you are invited to my wedding”

– teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

– the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

– tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

– “titan-killing long term booty-call”

– “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

– gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

– rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

– m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

– the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

– dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

– gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

– “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

– vision: “you could never hurt me.”

– rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

– little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

– bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

– nick fury’s “motherfu-“

whiteladyofrohann:

Infinity War Funny Moments:

  • Tony calling Ebony Maw ‘Squidward’

  • “Dude you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”

  • “What’s this guy’s problem, Mr. Stark?”
    “He’s from space. He’s trying to steal a necklace from a wizard.”

  • “Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”

  • Everything the cloak of levitation does
  • “Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.”
    “Yeah, but the kids seen more movies.”
  • “The Avengers have split up. Like a band…Like the Beatles.”
  • “There’s an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man?”
  • Drax interrupting Peter and Gamora’s kiss and then thinking he’s invisible by standing completely still
  • “You’re one sandwich away from being fat.”
  • “He looks like a pirate and an angel had a baby.”
  • The look on Peter’s face when Thor has his hand on Gamora’s shoulder
  • The entire scene where Peter is imitating Thor
  • Thor constantly referring to Rocket as a rabbit
  • Groot language being an elective on Asgard

  • “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes”
    “Like Kevin Bacon?”
    “I’ve been away for a while but yes, he might be on the team.”

  • “I like to think of myself as a titan killing long term booty call.”

  • “Let her go or I will blow that nut sack of a chin right off your face.”

  • “It will kill you.”
    “Only if I die.”
    “Yes. That’s what killing you means.”

  • Peter being banned from making pop culture references

  • “Please don’t put your eggs in me!”

  • “Where is Gamora?”
    “I’ll do one better. Who is Gamora?”
    “I’ll do you one better, why is Gamora?”

  • “You’re from Earth?”
    “I’m not from Earth. I’m from Missouri.”
    “Yeah that’s on Earth, dipshit.”

  • The look on Peter Q’s face when Peter P insults Footloose
  • “We kick names and take ass.”
  • Bruce bowing to T’Challa
  • Bruce making a fool of himself in the Hulkbuster armour

  • “New haircut?”
    “I see you’ve copied my beard.”

  • “I am Groot!”
    “I am Steve Rogers”
  • Rocket wanting to buy Bucky’s arm
  • Wanda coming into the battle and kicking ass. Okoye: “Why was she up there this whole time?”
  • Nick Fury disappearing before saying ‘motherfucker’