part 2 of aftg vines (rare vines edition)

part 1

the foxes as vines

andrew: “lemme see what you have!” “a knife!” “NO!”

kevin: “is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book.”

neil: “they ask you how you are and you just have to say you’re fine, when you’re not really fine, cause they would never understand.”

aaron: “hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i get pushed way less.”

nicky: “i’m making copies! move, i’m gay. in the workplace, being gay just has its perks.”

allison: “is there anything else you want to say to people watching tonight?” “my favorite color is blood”

renee: i can’t describe this vine. but i feel like it’s something renee would do.

dan: “go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a mother fucking dick, suck a dick, suck a huge or small dii -”

matt: yet another unexplainable one but he laughs then so does the dog

seth: “i don’t need friends. they disappoint me”

EXTRAS

riko: “release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

jeremy: “why are you making me sing? i hate singing, where do i even come in, i don’t –iiiIIIiiiIIIiIiIIIIiiiiiiiIIII don’t -”

jean: “you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, yOu BeTtER wAtCh -”

wymack: “every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon, you’ll have a weapon to beat -”

abby: “aaAAaaaAAaAAAaaAaaAAA” “why are you running? WHY are you running?”

betsy: “put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess. *something gets thrown at head* try me bitch”

Bee: Andrew, you have to stop pulling knives at people.
Andrew: This is my way of venting.
Bee: Well, it made a lot of people around campus very nervous.
Andrew: That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.
Bee: I hate to break this to you, Andrew, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.

Haikyuu!! Character names as recognized by Google Voice Search

asian-otaku-diaries:

I was just messing around and these were the results omfg I can’t :

Hinata Shouyou: He night assure you

Kageyama Tobio: Car gay all my toy bone

Tsukishima Kei: Turkish my cane

Yamaguchi Tadashi: You’re my Gucci to that shit

Sawamura Daichi: Saw my momma dad cheese

Sugawara Koushi: Sugar what a cool shit

Azumane Asahi: Aussie money ice or heat

Nishinoya Yuu: Mission IOU

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Hanukkah you know city

Iwaizumi Hajime: Hawaii zoom in had she met

Oikawa Tooru: Oh ink what toe rules

Kuroo Tetsurou: Cool testicles

Kozume Kenma: Cosmic K mart

Haiba Lev: Have you lived

Bokuto Koutarou: Book a toe coal tar on

Akaashi Keiji: I call shit cages

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Usher gym my walk a toushie.

pinkskiddo:

Since vine is actually shutting down tomorrow and this meme is pretty much dead, I’d thought I throw in some of my favs for fun.

jostehns:

matthew boyd forgets how to spell his best friend’s name, and neil has to educate him

i lied this is actually the last one. whenever neil is being sassy towards matt he likes using matt’s full name. “no need for the attitude MATTHEW”

pipedream:

pipedream:

neil has no qualms about whipping out the matthew donovan boyd like an angry suburban mom but matt can’t retaliate bc neil refuses to tell him his middle name so matt makes up his own middle names for him

“don’t use that tone with me, neil franklin josten”

“neil ebenezer josten i can’t believe you would say that to me”

“NEIL PRUDENCE JO-” “IT’S ABRAM MY MIDDLE NAME IS ABRAM, MATT”

#hc that they both do it to kevin too #but they make names up since kevin doesnt have a middle name #and they use weird history names that they think he’ll appreciate #‘kevin andromeda day-’ #‘ive had enough of your bad attitude kevin priapus day’ #‘kevin ferdinand day that is no way to talk to your father’ #‘watch your mouth kevin louis iii day’ (tags via @foxes-evermore)

bless u for this addition