peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker:Â mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Tag: IM LAUGHING SO HARD
if all for the game was set in scotland
riko: what a coward, jist like his maw
neil: aye ah git it like, gettin raised a superstar must ah bin hard on you. ahweys a commodity, never a human being, nae anyone in yer family thinkin yer worth shite aff the court – aye, sounds rough pal. kevin and i talk aboot yer endless daddy issues aw the time. ken it’s no entirely your fault fe bein unbalanced and thinkin yer aw grand an’ that, and a ken ye canny hold up conversation for shite like all ah us can, but none a us should be needin to put up wi this much a yer shite. greetin gets ye so many concessions, hen, and ye used yoors up six insults ago. so get tae fuck, and leave all ah us alone.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 