exy-13:

Neil: “I have TWO packets of salt, I can weaponize this! I could take somebody down with two packets of salt!!”

Andrew: “I deal exclusively in skittles”

Kevin: “I’m immune to caffeine” *Vibrates for the next two hours*

Aaron: “That’s evoking some phobias I didn’t even know I had”

Nicky: “no, no, no it really IS coming from the window!!!”

Seth: *leading a walk on a path in the woods, stops everyone, pulls out his phone* “look it’s 420, call me trail blazer”

Allison: “I will bully all of you into taking so many pictures”

Dan: *gets 16 complaints about something that should be easy* “have you tried reading the problem more carefully”

Matt: “We are only nine [Neil]’s short of taking over the world”

Renee: “I can only drink tea from In-And-Out, the bible verse on the bottom of the cup makes it holy enough for my mouth, wouldn’t want to disrespect the cross (as the only true “holy” T)”