kevin day: *consumes my own drinks and my friend’s drinks* alcohol poisoning come at me.
andrew minyard: nice guys finish last, which is why i act like a dick
aaron minyard: no seriously, fuck that noise. fuck your noise. fuck my own noise. let’s all just shut the fuck up.
nicky hemmick: “it’s only gay if-?” pls. it’s always gay. lol no hetero.
neil josten: leg days? more like leg life. i’m always running away from my problems, bitch.
matt boyd: *stares lovingly into my best friend’s eyes* wow, wait what did u say?
allison reynolds: when u said pretty, i heard it as petty and i was like: yeah, same thing tbh.
renee walker: knives are aesthetically pleasing but i won’t hesitate to use them because blood can be aesthetic too. ❤
dan wilds: really, ur mistake is thinking i'll be nice just because i smiled at u once.
coach wymack: what kind of shituation?
Bonus- Seth Gordon: i'm dead af but who cares *shrug emoji*