People will write Neil in fics drinking the same amount of alcohol as Andrew and being a funny kind of drunk but like
That boy did not touch alcohol for the first 18 years of his life in fear of spilling his secrets. Give him two long island ice tea and he’s DONE for the night
He eats half a pack of liquor chocolates and is fucking WASTED
After half a bottle of wine he’ll serenade about Andrew’s eyes and how strong his arms are
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold, and they also say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.
-Andrew Minyard probably
Nothing but My Aching Soul 