“Let Riko be King,” Kevin said, with the exaggerated enunciation of the thoroughly sloshed. “Most coveted, most protected. He’ll sacrifice every piece he has to protect his throne. Whatever. Me?” Kevin gestured again, meaning to indicate himself but too drunk to get his hand higher than his waist. “I’m going to be the deadliest piece on the board.” “Queen,” Andrew said somewhere behind Neil.”
so let’s say gansey just… does not understand his generations humor, possibly due to his obsession with glendower or just because he’s………. gansey. anyways. his Meme Friends like to exploit this
it starts with ronan and noah
ronan: “gansey what are THOOOOSEEE” gansey, with concern: “they’re my sperry’s, ronan.”
noah, throwing glitter into the air: “and there goes all the fucks i had to give” gansey: starts googling ‘therapy for dead people’
noah: “we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed” gansey, in friend panic: “noah???”
“ronan, for the last time-” “you should have killed me when you had the chance” “RONAN”
ronan, walking through cabeswater: “hewwo? hewwo gwendower??? awe you thewe???” gansey dies instantly
eventually the rest of the gang gets involved
blue, pointing at a tide pod: “oh look my favorite snack” gansey: “BLUE THOSE AREN’T EDIBLE”
chainsaw, hiding his socks: steal from the rich
(when moving in together) blue: “and they were roommates” henry: “oh my god they were roommates” gansey: “i’m excited too, guys”
adam, facing a minor inconvenience: “and there goes my will to live” gansey, already making organic blueberry tea: “adam you know you can always talk to me, right??? you’re valued and i love you”
*gansey and henry do something gay* blue: “are you serious? right in front of my salad?” gansey: “blue that’s yogurt”
anyways gansey is a huge nerd and i love him thanks for coming to my ted talk
Nothing but My Aching Soul 