whatmack:

NO I HAVEN’T YET

• “neil are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable” “a fruit” “WHY” “because I don’t like vegetables but I like tomatoes”
• aaron is speechless for the next hour bc he has to process that he and neil agree on tomato characterization (though aaron’s reasoning is biology-based)
• triple-knots his shoelaces. can’t have an untied lace tripping you when you’re running for your life : )
• okay so idk how many of y’all remember, but Propel water used to be a big thing (or maybe that was just me) but anyway neil is a SUPPORTER
• it’s not that sweet but it is a bit of flavor
• Electrolytes™
• takes an entire sixpack of propel bottles for himself to every game
• when he starts drinking socially he tries to use Propel as a mixer and andrew’s like……….the fuck
• when he graduates, the currently-at-PSU foxes give him artsy framed photos of the Foxhole Court as a graduation/bye-captain gift. neil doesn’t feel moved in to an apartment until they’re hung up