andrew absolutely is the kind of pet owner to let his pets get away everything. like he’ll curse and insult the shit out of them 24/7, but will he ever do anything to stop them from being stupid? the answer is no
andrew: [reading a book in bed]
sir fat cat: [sits down on his open book and stares up at him]
andrew, doing absolutely nothing to dislodge the cat: you’re so fucking dumb. you can’t even read