How Adam’s college friends thought he was weird, but it turns out that he’s pretty “normal” compared to his friends HC
-ronan never really goes up to college with adam, because adam’s the one who escapes back home on his time off
-adam’s college friends all think there’s something off about him, even tough they all also think he’s perfect
-his nickname with the college friends (that they never say directly to his face) is “Perfect Adam” to differentiate between him and another adam.
-how he disappears on weekends and holidays and doesn’t really tell anyone where he’s going
-how there’s a chest under his bed they’ve never seen him open
-fun fact: it’s Persephone’s tarot cards and he keeps them there for Reasons
-how there’s photos of a small girl in a black beanie on his wall and desk, but all of the photos are just of her face, never below the waste
-how adam has a boyfriend, but whenever they ask about this dude, the story changes for each person (they’ve compared notes and it just confused them more)
-“he’s tattoo’d and street races sometimes”
-“he’s a lonely farmer”
-“yeah he’s got a kid”
-“he’s an asshole I went to high school with”
-“trust fund kid”
-and then
-one day the rest of the gangsey decide to drop in unannounced because Henry, Blue, and Gansey are in town and Ronan’s missing his bf
-Opal is left in the care of 300 Fox Way because you can rip the fact that those women adore my small goat child from my dead, headcannon loving hands
-and they just watch as Adam’s face breaks stoic-Adam-bitch-resting-face as a beat up orange ass car pulls up and a sleek black one behind it
-gansey is the first one out
-that little boy fucking runs into adam’s arms and hugs him for longer than socially acceptable
-“stop stealing my man, Parrish”
-Blue definatly interrupts like this, insults Gansey’s boat shoes for the 28839439th time that day and kisses Adam on the cheek
-henry is a good bean and he just waves and stands next to Blue and Gansey
-and adam’s college friends are like “is that dude that hugged him the bf????”
-and Blue and Gansey are laughing while Adam shakes his head and Henry pulled out his phone to take photos because the other two of his roadtrip buddies are fucking gremlins that never take photos and then are sad that they don’t have photos of the memories
-yeah, Blue, Henry and Gansey are all in a beautiful poly-relationship and Blue and Gansey can now kiss because they DESERVE IT OKAY
-anyways, Ronan is the last one out
-and Adam looks Ronan in the eyes and goes “hey asshole”
-and adam’s college friends are fucking shook
-and ronan’s reply is “fuck off” because it’s ronan
-and adam just turns and goes “this is my ex Blue, and her boyfriends Gansey and Henry. And this is Ronan”
-adam’s poor college friends are so lost and confused and Blue isn’t helping because she KNOWS they are and is attempting to make it worse
-“throw back to when Adam and Gansey were lovers”
-“henry, remember that time you got a boner for perfect Adam?” “blUE-“
-“adam’s my second favorite boyfriend” “i’m your first right?” “Whatever helps you sleep, Boat Shoes” “thanks- wait-“
-(her favorite bf is Noah,,,)
-and they all just continue on with this for a while, everyone walking back to the dorms or something and adam’s college friends are just trailing with confused expressions
-and finally one of them stops adam and is like “are you really dating all of them???” And adam just goes “no???? I’m dating ronan???? I thought you knew????”
-“he’s a farmer?!” “…yeah?” “,,,he’s fucking terrifying” “yeah”
-and the rest are all like, “ronan’s barely said a word or even hugged adam and he’s the supportive and loving bf adam cares for????”
-and then ronan, in his terrifying, shaved head, tattoo’d glory turns to adam and chucks his hand cream at the boy’s head and goes “oh yeah, got you this” “thanks”
-and adam and ronan’s smiles are really soft in that moment and the college friends are like “OH”
-“stop flirting. I want to eat some college dorm room ramen” “Adam, are you living off of ramen?” “Gansey, it’s not that big of a-“ “im buying us dinner now”
-and Blue and Henry are just being weird and making fun of Gansey
-ronan just calls everyone “asshole” or “jerk”
-blue flips him off at least once
-honestly, what a weird constellation these dorks make
-but soon, the trio has to leave because they’ve got to visit Helen and her gf and the elder Ganseys
-and it’s just Adam, Ronan and the college friends left
-and adam starts his homework at his desk while Ronan lounges onto adam’s bed
-“btw, I brought chainsaw” “in the dorm?” “In the dorm”
-and a small chainsaw heads pokes out from Ronan’s hood at the sound of her name
-college friends fucking loose it now and just disperse because they can’t handle anymore of this
-and poor adam’s roomate is left alone with adam and the terrifying creature that is Ronan
-but adam and ronan are being chill, but somehow Roomate can’t concentrate with ronan and chainsaw there
-and then ronan just gets up suddenly and walks out and adam doesn’t even flinch when the door slams, just smiles and rolls his eyes and continues with his work because he knows ronan will be sitting on the trunk of his car when he finishes this chapter
-and he meets back outside, but it’s cold now and adam’s an idiot who didn’t think to bring a hoodie so he’s cold in his cocacola shirt that he’ll probably never get rid of
-and ronan’s there, sitting on the trunk, feeding chainsaw out of his hand with feed adam expects is dream-made
-and they just sit there in silence for a bit, watching chainsaw eat
-they’re shoulders are touching and ronan’s slightly leaning into adam, but not overly so and he’s sitting on adam’s good side so that he can hear him
-“squash one, squash two-“
-adam laughs before ronan lapses into humming old songs he learned from his bagpipe training, bless his heart
-and adam just listens, occasionally petting chainsaw as they sit
-and it’s over too soon because Ronan gets a call from Maura’s phone, but it’s Opal asking to talk to Adam and wanting to be picked up soon because “maura’s making tea again” and ronan should leave home before his poor goat daughter is destroyed by shitty tea
-and they don’t kiss or hug, ronana gets into his car and drives off as adam stands on the curb and watches him disappear
-“he left fast” “yeah, he needed to pick up Opal” “his… daughter?” “Yeah”
-and none of the college friends question adam directly, but they all accept that perfect, but weird Adam is definatly the least-weird of his friend group
-(and they attempt to compare notes on what happened that night, but get even more confused because one noticed that Blue wore weird clothes and another was like “but Gansey looks like white priviledge” and “ronan can’t be the gay farmer with a kid”, “adam must have two boyfriends”, “adam said that ronan has a daughter named Opal”, “IS he the gay farmer???? I thought he was the streetracer????”, “was Gansey the trust fund boyfriend????”, “how come his ex is dating his bf????”)
Tag: hc
What about Kevin, Badacts? What, besides Exy, do you think made him smile genuinely after the events of the books? How did everyone react to seeing a generally at peace, happy Kevin?
i feel like you’re full-naming me and honestly? i’m kinda into it
things that make kevin happy:
- learning, because kevin loves to learn, especially history, but he’s one of those people who always seems to know random facts about all kinds of topics
- …learning to ski
- thea, because she’s beautiful and intelligent and skilled and takes no shit from him or anyone else. also because she has a wicked sense of humour, and because she brings out just a little of that in him
- his dog, who likes to go running with him but is really bad at fetch and also really bad at not being a naughty brat, because it turns out kevin isn’t great at training dogs? andrew compares the dog to neil when he watches it blatantly ignore kevin yelling at it as it bolts across the park after a squirrel
- kevin likes the park squirrels, too. they’re really cute. thea calls them fluffy-tailed rats which kevin finds genuinely offensive
- seeing the foxes succeed – watching dan’s team win, seeing aaron graduate and nicky get married, even the other pros beating him with their teams makes him smile a little
- knowing that, even though their relationship will never be great, jean is happy and healing
- helping people. he’s not renee, but there’s something nice in giving back. he gets into philanthropy and allison rings him once a fortnight to recommend charities and also make fun of him
- buying a house and making it his own, because he’s never really had a space of his own since he was a kid. he gets super into design shows and thea has no time for it at all. they do, however, spend a weekend painting rooms in colours kevin picks. kevin gets paint in his hair and it’s a big thing with his fans for weeks afterwards
- his mother, because grief fades a little with age and leaves him more and more able to appreciate the memories
- wymack and their relationship which gets more and more established with time, less fox-coach and more father-son in all the good ways. they dad-barbeque together, and wymack is the best babysitter in the world, probably because he got lots of practice with the foxes. also, kevin is terrible at taking exy advice from wymack, but he drinks up all of the actual-functional-adult advice
- his daughter, who is mostly thea with a touch of him thrown in, and who has him absolutely wrapped around her finger as she traverses the world with twice the confidence kevin has ever had
- travelling, the kind where he stands on the top of a hill he climbed up, looking at the view and being impressed that he made it in the broader sense that, hey, he’s still alive, and that’s something worth celebrating
and everyone reacts like you would expect – they’re pretty goddamn happy to see him happy
okay but imagine a fan being seated next to andrew on a flight
(andrew is on his way to visit neil, theyre playing for different teams across the country, and he has only a few days off so he wont waste his precious time by driving) (hes basically being the self destructive troll he is) (also he would never admit this but he feels slightly better about planes since that one time neil comforted him about plane accidents being not that common) (slightly, i repeat)
anyways hes seated next to this fan and after the flight they share the whole thing on their twitter
(feel free to imagine yourself as this person at this point because thats basically what im doing rn)it goes like this:
- GUYS
- GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO I WAS SEATED NEXT TO DURING MY FLIGHT
- *a picture of the fan holding their thumbs up, smiling crazy happy, andrew is sitting next to them and looking at the camera with his best blank face*
- ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD!!!!!!
- it was the most uncomfortable 3 hours of my life i L O V E D it!!! lmao
- okay but seriously it was the best flight ive ever had
- like at first i didnt even realize it was him, i had some problems finding my seat and i was kinda exhausted&pissed off
- so i wasnt paying attention to who i was sitting next to
- but then when i settled i turned around and
- i was sitting!!! next to!!! andrew!! freaking!!! minyARD!!
- so i was like “oh my god youre andrew minyard!”
- and he just said “apparently”
- i died ok
- guys hes as intimidating irl as he looks on the court but bOY he is smol
- like i made sure to check it when we stood up to leave he is t i n y af
- and as you can see on the pic he was wearing glasses ashdgash
- A BLESSING OK
- speak of the pic i had to bribe almost all of my sweets just to get that pic with him
- like B O I
- and omg he puts 7 PACKS OF SUGAR IN HIS HOT CHOCOLATE LIKE WTF
- SEVEN
- where do all those carbs go??? not to his height apparently
- jk andrew ily
- okay but seriously
- I wasseated next to the best goalkeeper of exy history and it was the best day of my life
- oh
- OH
- ALSO NOW THAT IM SAFELY AT HOME AND OUT OF HIS REACH I CAN FINALLY SAY
- HE HAS NEIL JOSTEN AS HIS PHONE BACKGROUND GUYS SJDNHASJFHAKSJFA BRB DYING
the whole thing goes viral
neil loves itthen andrew simply tweets:
- Funny how you think your house is safe.
hc’s for @boydsten, who wanted mistletoe // @aftgexchange
– it’s all nicky’s doing
– he pins mistletoe to every doorway he can access in fox tower
- – (yes even the door to the roof)
– and he wears a hat with mistletoe hanging off it so everyone kisses his rosy cheeks constantly
– he even put some above the webcam on his laptop and kisses the screen constantly when skyping with erik
– neil has (obviously) never been kissed under the mistletoe
– doesn’t really thinks he wants to be, if it means everyone will stare at him and andrew (he doesn’t think andrew will like it)
– so he watches the others kiss
– matt picks dan up and twirls her around before smacking an obnoxiously loud kiss on her smiling face
– he tries to do the same to kevin
– and aaron
– dan kisses matt’s two black eyes under the mistletoe over the door to the lounge
– allison says the whole thing is cheesy and overrated
-neil catches her blushing when renee brushes a light kiss against her cheek
– suddenly Allison is very in favour of mistletoe
– most of the foxes can be seen sporting red lipstick stains on their faces at least once in the run up to Christmas
– dan kisses wymack on the cheek and he grumbles
– says he’s signing her up for a Christmas marathon
– is spotted kissing abby and blames the mistletoe
- – SPOILER ALERT
- – they’re nowhere near any mistletoe
– neil begins to relax into the idea of mistletoe, knowing he and andrew will never partake
– (no one has even attempted to kiss andrew under the mistletoe)
– (nicky made a joke about it once and almost lost his spleen)
– once neil (finally) gets on his tiptoes to give allison a kiss on the cheek… all hell breaks lose
– matt goes back to his tactic of picking people up and smacking kisses on their cheeks
– neil gets more spins than dan did and dan Understands
– dan… also picks neil up and spins him round before squishing his cheeks into a fishy face and kissing his nose
– renee knows she and neil aren’t That Close
– she gives him one of those cheek-to-cheek air kisses and squeezes his hand
– neil squeezes back
– kevin and aaron Do Not kiss neil
– (kevin kinda looks like he wants to)
– nicky SQUEALS and presses a million tiny kisses all over neil’s face, til neil is giggling and pushing him away
– andrew just watches it all with his usual disinterested expression
– neil asks him about it one night
- – “have you ever had a mistletoe kiss?”
- – “no”
- – “do you want to?”
- – “no”
– neil leaves it alone. he and andrew got to where they are by knowing and listening to each other’s limits
– the kissing continues. the foxes have never kissed so much
– one night after sharing cigarettes and watching each other’s lips turn blue from the cold
– neil and andrew make their way to the door back inside
– andrew stops at the door and turns to neil
- – “ask me again”
- – “what?” neil is an idiot and andrew Suffers because of it
- – he sighs and lazily gestures upwards to the (slightly shrivelled) mistletoe nicky stuck up weeks before
- – “ask. me. again.”
– neil smiles so wide andrew is worried for the structural integrity of his face. starts calculating the likelihood that it might actually split in half
- – “yes or no?”
- – “yes”
– andrew leans in and neil leans in and they’ve done this a hundred, a thousand times before
– but this feels different
– it’s more tender
– andrew’s hand rises to cup his cheek
– he can feel neil’s eyelashes brushing against his own cheeks
– it’s slow and soft and their lips are chapped and freezing
– but it’s so nice
– andrew pulls away and neil’s smile is slow and steady and real
– they go back inside
– andrew still refuses to participate in front of the other foxes
– neil never questions him about it
– he doesn’t need everyone to see what andrew can be like in private
– because he gets to see him
– he gets to have him
– and that’s enough
Thanks to @aftgexchange for hosting this event, and here’s my
gift for @nightquills !-A few years after Neil has graduated from Palmetto
and joined Andrew’s pro exy team, Allison invites them to stay with her in
Vermont for a weekend; the plan is to stay from the 22nd to the 24th
and have a secret gift exchange while they’re there-Neil misses the foxes, and he and Andrew don’t have practice
that weekend, so they agree to go-Shopping for the gift exchange is easy for Andrew (he
just buys something he would buy himself), but Neil tries to put some extra thought
into it; in the end, though, he falls back on his own interests as well as
something he thinks most of the foxes would like (their interests are too
varied for him to be able to get something everyone would enjoy)-When they drive up to the villa, it’s reminiscent of where
they stayed at during their trip Neil’s freshman year, except covered with
snow; lots of snow-Erik has been with Nicky since the start of December
(he saved up his vacation days so he’d have four weeks to visit), so he’s at
the house as well-Over the course of the weekend, the foxes spend lots
of time with each other; they relax, watch movies, go to the gym together at
the community club nearby, and try skiing (Neil is not good at steering himself,
so after he rams himself into a tree, he settles for chilling in the villa with
Andrew)-Andrew is never seen without a cup of hot chocolate
in his hand; sometimes when he’s sitting with Neil, he’ll nudge Neil’s knee
with his own, and Neil will simply roll his eyes and refill Andrew’s cup in the
kitchen; the bag of marshmallows also stays permanently in front of Andrew;
Allison had enough foresight to stock the pantry shelves with bags upon bags of
them, so there’s no danger of running out-On their last night, they do the gift exchange; they
start by picking numbers at random out of someone’s hat; they choose a gift in
order of their numbers; the twist, however, is that they’re allowed to swap
with someone who’s already picked; the order of choice ends up being Allison,
Aaron, Matt, Dan, Kevin, Nicky, Katelyn, Thea, Andrew, Renee, Erik, and Neil-Allison goes first and chooses the gift wrapped in
bright pink, sparkly paper; it’s not huge, but it’s the largest package there; it’s
a white throw pillow that says “oh for fox sake,” with a picture of a fox
instead of the word; there’s also a jar of homemade hot chocolate powder with
marshmallows and chocolate chips; Allison cackles at the pillow and Matt grins
when he admits that it was from him; Neil is low-key eyeing the pillow-Aaron goes next and chooses a small gift wrapped in
green paper with little elves; it’s a watch that definitely exceeded their
price limit, to which everyone looks at Allison with varying degrees of
exasperation (“oh what, like none of you could use a good fashion accessory”);
Aaron shrugs and thanks her, setting it in front of him-Matt closes his eyes and selects at random; it’s in a
non-festive, dark blue paper, and wrapped sloppily; he can’t help but glance
over at where Andrew and Neil are sitting together and chuckle; Neil looks
away, a smile already forming at his lips, and Andrew gives the smallest shrug
(Matt smiles at their reactions, especially since Andrew never would have even acknowledged
him like this in the past); he finally opens it and it’s obviously from Andrew;
it’s a set of nice-looking knives, intended for kitchen use, but knowing Andrew,
he could have meant for them to be used for anything; there is also a recipe
book for desserts, which doesn’t really go with the knife set, but makes sense considering
who it’s coming from; Matt smiles and sends a thanks Andrew’s way, to which he receives
a short nod-Dan opens a neatly-wrapped gift covered in sparkles
containing a white mousepad with only a picture of Nicolas cage’s face on it, a
recipe book for alcoholic drinks called “Tequila Mockingbird,” and a pack of 50
various flavored candy canes (ranging from peppermint and chocolate to wasabi
and bacon); Dan immediately looks at Allison and Allison whines “nononoo,” but
Dan swaps their gifts anyway (Nicky is mildly offended and lets them know; Erik
gives him a small chuckle and a pat on the back, and Nicky slumps against him)-Kevin grabs the one closest to him, which is a tall, but
thick package, and unwraps a giant handle of vodka; everyone immediately
protests the picking of your own gift but Kevin argues that no one said you
couldn’t at the start, so the rest of the foxes grumble and let it be (Thea
elbows him, but he tightens his hold on the bottle and secures it in his lap)-Nicky receives a simple mug with an exy stick on it,
an autographed mini-poster of Jeremy Knox, and an autographed mini-poster of
Thea; he says, “sorry Neil,” as he swipes Kevin’s vodka (Kevin protests at
first, but looking closer at the photos, decides he might not mind; Thea laughs
and remarks that she definitely didn’t sign that, but that it is a good picture
of her anyway)-Katelyn unwraps two black, homemade infinity sweaters;
one with foxes and exy sticks littering the fabric, another with little hearts
in different colors; she gushes over how cute they are and asks who made them,
to which Renee happily holds up her hand (“glad you like them!”)-Thea also opens her own gift; Kevin elbows her back
and she laughs; Nicky mutters, “they’re definitely meant for each other”; it’s hand
cream that smells of pine and a pair of nice gray, winter gloves (with the
receipt in case it didn’t fit whoever got them)-Andrew picks Aaron’s
gift, which only confirms everyone’s suspicions of twin-telepathy; it’s a
how-to book on making homemade remedies for common aches & pains (damn
doctors (-in-training)), but also a certificate for a spa day at a very
well-known place that’s usually booked up for months at a time (which was
obviously suggested by Katelyn); everyone gapes, but their jaws drop even
further when Andrew holds it out to Allison; Allison: “you seriously don’t want
that?”; Andrew slowly starts to pull his hand away; “wait wait wait I’ll take
it!!”; they exchange gifts and Allison beams (“you can have the medicine book
though if you want”; Aaron: “Hey!”; “kidding, kidding”); Andrew proceeds to
pull out one of the chocolate candy canes and stick it in his mouth-With only a few gifts
left, Renee picks the one covered in ornaments; there’s a package of
wine-infused coffee and a box of fancy chocolates; Renee “ooh”s and Erik holds
a hand to his chest, breathing out a sigh of relief (“I had no idea what you
all would like!”; Renee smiles, “It’s lovely, thank you”)-Erik gratefully accepts Dan’s gift of three different
bath bombs and a coffee thermos covered in snowflakes-And finally, it’s Neil’s turn; being last, he
basically has the choice of anyone else’s gift; he knows what he wants before
even opening the last gift, though; “Dan,” he calls out, and she groans; “I
knew it! I could feel your eyes lusting for my pillow!”; they laugh and Neil
gets the pillow and hot chocolate mix; Matt gives Neil a high-five-Dan then gets to open Katelyn’s gift; it’s a set of
six, hand-knitted coasters in varying colors and designs, as well as a mason
jar decorated in orange and black swirls, and filled with little bite-sized
candies; Dan’s mouth opens in surprise; “Did you make all these?”; Katelyn
smiles and leans in a bit, “Yeah, I wasn’t sure what to get, so…”; Dan gives
one of the coasters a light tap and grins; “these are cute, thanks Katelyn”-After all the gifts have been exchanged and the paper
wrapping thrown away, the group settles down to decide on a movie for their
last night together-Allison opens one of the cabinet doors on the side of
the coffee table and pulls out a few blankets, tossing them every which way-Neil catches a large one and spreads it out over him
and Andrew, settling in against Andrew’s side, head against shoulder-Andrew’s hand gravitates to the other side of Neil’s
waist under the blanket and just rests there-“This was fun,” Neil says softly, leaning up to talk
into Andrew’s ear, “thanks for coming”-Neil gives Andrew a quick, yet lingering kiss on the
side of Andrew’s neck-Andrew responds simply by pulling Neil closer and
settling into the couch-The foxes definitely saw and are definitely surprised
by this public display of affection, but Neil and Andrew are too comfortable to
care, surrounded by friends and family and each other, feeling as warm and safe
as they ever have
After Palmetto, Andrew signed on to a good pro team and played there for 3 seasons before he and Neil get married
bc they’re in lovefor legal rights or whatever
- The fact that Andrew Minyard was married came as a surprise to literally all of his teammates.
- There hadn’t even been an engagement that the team knew of.
- Andrew had simply shown up after the off season with a ring on his left hand.
- One of the new teammates, who’d had the least amount of experience dealing with Andrew was the one to ask if it was a wedding ring.
- “What the fuck else would it be?” Andrew replies
- probably the most some of his teammates had heard him say since he’d started playing for them three years ago
- Everyone sits in the lounge gaping at him until Andrew sighed and finally confirmed their suspicions, “Yes it’s a wedding ring.”
- The captain was the first to get her act together and cleared her throat awkwardly. “I didn’t know you were seeing anyone. Congrats, though, that’s awesome.”
- Andrew just like nods in her direction
- Another young teammate asks “What’s her name?”
- “Or his,” says the only teammate Andrew doesn’t actually hate
- Andrew answers “It’s none of your business.”
- Their coach is like “While I love this enthralling discussion of Minyard’s personal life, we need to focus on what I actually pay you to do.”
- And then they go back to focusing on exy and Andrew being married isn’t really brought up again but everyone remembers
- UNTIL
okay now I want to hear more about katyln and neil’s friendship please because that seems beautiful
i like that your second ask clarified that this post was much older than you thought it was because this post is almost so old i forgot it completely but i’m glad you read it and liked it because hell it was absolutely a good one!
- it takes a couple of years for katelyn and neil to actually start talking but when they do it’s at a party after the foxes have won a game
- aaron is in the middle of getting trashed with nicky and kevin and andrew left ten minutes after the whole party started
- neil and katelyn are just kind of hanging out on the fringes of the group, neil watching everyone and katelyn watching aaron
- and katelyn starts talking about everything aaron has been through and how proud she is of him
- and neil thinks about andrew and has to agree
- they get on to other topics with school and movies they’ve been to see and everything just kind of snowballs until nicky mentions he’s surprised neil is still here and teases him about not wasting an empty dorm room
- that’s when neil realizes he’s been talking to katelyn for two hours without feeling awkward or uncomfortable about it
- neil goes to leave and katelyn says “do you want to get coffee on friday? we can leave the boys at home.”
- and neil agrees but katelyn doesn’t actually think he’ll show up
- but he does?? and they hang out for a long time and it’s actually really fun
- so they start meeting for coffee on fridays after neil goes for his morning run
- and sometimes they’ll even run together if katelyn is in the mood for it
- katelyn is so sweet and strong and funny and neil really likes her
- she texts him a lot and when andrew asks who he’s talking to neil doesn’t lie, he tells him about katelyn and when neil asks if andrew doesn’t want him to andrew gives him an unimpressed look and says “i couldn’t care less about your little dates.”
- and shockingly aaron doesn’t give neil shit about it either
- katelyn invites neil to movie night with the vixens and since allison isn’t there to badger neil into wearing makeup or painting his nails the vixens start doing it
- neil knows how to do it himself he’s just lazy
- but he likes when the girls paint his nails and wing his eyes with charcoal eyeliner
- (tbh andrew really doesn’t mind either)
- and sometimes when katelyn comes to visit aaron and nicky she’ll get bored of watching them play video games and ask neil to come over
- sometimes andrew comes but he doesn’t even look at katelyn
- not for a while
- not until they all four have dinner together years later and andrew and aaron have both healed more
- but anyways here’s a list of cute things neil and katelyn like to do together:
- katelyn takes gratuitous selfies with neil and plasters them across her instagram wall until people start asking if she broke up with aaron
- neil learns to braid katelyn’s hair and sometimes does it for her on game nights
- katelyn tries teaching neil vixen cheers with mixed results
- neil is very flexible but not very enthusiastic about cheer
- neil will punch someone for saying cheer isn’t a sport though like it’s difficult as fuck and cheerleaders face a lot of negative stigma and neil learns to care a lot about the vixens and hypes them up in the press
- they have their own handshake because katelyn insisted
- katelyn knows neil’s coffee order by heart and will sometimes order for him so he doesn’t have to wait for it when he meets her for coffee dates
- they study together in the library sometimes, sometimes when aaron is there and it’s a little awkward but still nice
- katelyn makes fun of neil’s note taking and starts color coding his notes for him because it’s something she likes to do
- katelyn wins neil a teddy bear from a crane machine and he keeps it for the rest of his life
- katelyn calls neil when she and aaron are fighting. usually he has pretty good advice even if it’s not what she wants to hear.
- neil calls katelyn when he thinks he and andrew might be done for good and katelyn is the one that gets his ass into gear for almost giving up on the best thing that’s ever happened to him
- katelyn calls neil “sunshine” and it’s the cutest thing ever
- when katelyn and aaron come to visit andrew and neil’s apartment, king gets really attached to katelyn and cries when she leaves
- andrew calls king a traitor
- during neil’s fifth year katelyn sends him packages all the time of cookies and coffee and post cards and dried flowers and anything she finds that reminds her of him so he doesn’t forget he’s still loved even if his family isn’t around all the time
- katelyn goes with neil when he gets his first tattoo without andrew
- when katelyn gives birth to her and aaron’s daughter audrey neil holds the little girl in his arms and says “i wonder if she’ll be as pretty as her mother,” and when he gives her to aaron to hold he says, “hopefully she won’t look like you” to which katelyn just starts hysterically laughing because she’s still on pain meds
- aaron is so not amused
- andrew kind of is but aaron is also his twin so ??? wtf you trying to say neil
- neil teaches katelyn to throw knives it’s beautiful
- and yeah i can go on for hours but i shouldn’t just remember katelyn and neil are really good friends who love each other
Neil + Casual Honesty
- Neil trusts the team and doesn’t want to hide things from them, so slowly more and more of his past comes out in casual conversation
- The whole team is beyond concerned and horrified
- Except for Andrew who just likes the honesty, although he doesn’t particularly care what Neil tells the rest of the team as long as he keeps telling him truths
- One of the twins trying to claim Neil doesn’t know what Kevin terrified actually looks like because he wasn’t there to see Kevin broken on the bus after Riko broke his hand and wasn’t around when Kevin first joined the Foxes
- Neil doesn’t skip a beat before responding “I think he looked pretty terrified after we watched my father torture a man to death.”
- And the team is like what the fuck Neil?
- They’re watching a movie and Matt’s like “There’s no way he’s just walking around after being shot like that. They have to get him to a hospital.”
- And Neil says “I didn’t go to the hospital when I got shot.”
- Matt is concerned
- Neil zoning a movie out while thinking about how this movie is making him wait way too long before he and Andrew can sneak off to the roof
- Nicky’s like “There is no way he’s lost this much blood and is still conscious.”
- Neil knows exactly how much blood loss it takes before someone can’t stay conscious anymore
- So he’s like “I’ve seen someone conscious after losing more.”
- And Nicky’s head whips around to look at Neil like he is concerned for Neil’s immediate well-being which Neil thinks is ridiculous
- It was a long time ago and it wasn’t even his blood
The Foxes + Candy Corn
(Just the monsters this time because I’m lazy)
Neil: He’s actually the worst and I’m going to tell you the fuck why. Neil Josten loves candy corn. And the way he eats it is by biting off every color one. by. fucking. one. Matt was actually the one who introduced him to candy corn last fall. Neil doesn’t like super sweet things but he isn’t opposed to a pinch of sweet (I mean, that’s what kissing Andrew is like 99% of the time anyways). He doesn’t really find them festive but does think they taste good. Fundamentally doesn’t understand why candy corn isn’t sold year round as nothing about them truly alludes to a specific season in his opinion. He’s tweet roasted his local drug store for not carrying it year round.
Andrew: There is nothing more disappointing to Andrew than a candy that does not taste sweet like a candy should. Candy Corn are a disgrace to all other candies and should be completely eradicated from the earth. First of all, it’s called candy “corn” and if there is one thing Andrew cannot stand by it’s a candy with a vegetable in its name. He finds Neil’s love for them absolutely atrocious and refuses to kiss a mouth that just had candy corn in it which delays quite a few of their make-out sessions. It turns into a war of stubbornness between them where Neil will purposely eat them in front of Andrew in the most seductive ways possible while Andrew stares blankly at him.
Kevin: I know what you were thinking. “Ah yes, a candy with a vegetable in the name is probably the only candy Kevin Day would ever indulge in.” WRONG! You’re so wrong. Kevin does not eat anything with “candy” in the name and that was your first mistake. How dare you suggest Kevin eat anything except for grass fed beef patties (no bun, no sauce), and kale & egg smoothies. That’s it. That’s his diet. Fuck off. Don’t bring up the vodka clear liquids are acceptable.
Aaron: Aaron goes into every fall season strangely optimistic. He enjoys the colder weather as it makes outside practices more bearable. The trees actually look pretty and he’s found that he’s weirdly talented at carving pumpkins. So when the weather starts to change and the bowls of candy corn start to appear, Aaron always happily reaches his hand into the bowl and takes a few…..and then the entire good mood he previously had is fucking ruined by how disappointing the taste of candy corn is. Unfortunately, it’s not so disappointing that it becomes memorable. It’s just….not good. The cycle of him thinking he should eat the candy corn continues for the entire season, constantly eating a few pieces before remembering he shouldn’t have.
Nicky: The source of all the bowls of candy corn Aaron keeps eating. Also the supplier of Neil’s addiction to candy corn considering Andrew won’t buy it for him or will purposely take it out of the cart when they shop together. One time Nicky was greeted at their door by Andrew holding a knife before proceeding to make Nicky empty all his pockets to show he didn’t have any candy corn on him. When Neil showed up with a bag of it the next day, Andrew asked him where he got it. “Nicky brought it over yesterday.” Little did Neil know he was eating from a bag that Nicky had smuggled in the door through his underwear. The greatest irony of all, however, is that Nicky doesn’t even like candy corn. He just likes that it’s festive and is a big fan of seasonal decorating and finding little ways to get under Andrew’s skin sometimes.
i keep forgetting andrew’s not just some cool and collected character
i wonder if he has some mundane moments that everyone goes through
- probably bites his tongue at some point and internally suffers
- imagine him tripping over his own foot or the cats
- eats ice cream too fast and get a brain freeze
- SHAMPOO IN HIS EYES
- hiccups and holds his breath in order to try and stop it- even if it doesn’t work
- suddenly sneezes loudly in a quiet moment that makes neil and the cats jump
- accidentally choking on water
- mentally cursing the gods whenever the toothpaste on his toothbrush falls into the sink right after he closes the toothpaste tube
- pouring cereal into his bowl before realizing theyre out of milk bc some kid used it all up this morning
- spoiler, its neil