Headcanon that while Yuuri and Victor are living together in Russia they both try to learn each other’s native languages by practicing on each other, but they’re so busy with skating neither of them ever becomes fluent so eventually they develop this weird mutual jumbled mess of languages and accents without either of them noticing and only the two of them can understand. Whenever they talk to each other in public everyone around them is just like “????? what the fuck was that”
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ok but viktor and yuuri doing ‘trust falls’ during practice to strengthen their bond as pair skaters and one day yuuri’s being a cocky little shit and maybe wants to escape one of viktor’s lectures so he just yells “trust fall” out of nowhere and lets himself drop and has the satisfaction of watching viktor’s face go from serious coach mode to one of pure horror as he flings himself at yuuri just in time to catch him from hitting the floor.
viktor then gets back at him the next morning when yuuri’s still sleepy and trying to fix them up a breakfast and watches on smugly as his fiance just drops the coffee pot and scrambles to get him but they both lose balance and topple onto the floor. and they both have a “this is the life i’ve chosen and i’m absolutely okay with that” moment.
Yuuri moved to Russia with Viktor. That means we have a small eternity in the timeline to imagine the kind of domestic bliss going on over there.
+ Viktor dragging Yuuri ALL OVER St. Petersburg as soon as Yuuri is no longer jetlagged, showing him everything
+ Viktor sitting in bed with a laptop while Yuuri slept, trying to see if there were any Japanese restaurant with high ratings around because he knew it’s a guarantee that Yuuri will miss home
+ petty arguments over whose turn it is to wash the dishes
+ always shopping extra for groceries because despite all of his complaining Yurio never fails to show up at their place for dinner at least three times a week after moving his home rink to St. Petersburg
+ “I survived in Detroit for five years, Vitya, I’m okay without Japanese food,” Yuuri says in amusement as Viktor dragged him out to eat. But he’s touched anyway and hey, food’s actually pretty damn good!!!
+ Yuuri actually using the kitchen appliances in Viktor’s old apartment
+ Yuuri becoming the neighborhood mystery and every granny and Viktor’s neighbors are Determined to catch him in conversation at least once a day, and Yuuri is terrified because his Russian is broken at best
+ “Alexei (the local butcher) congratulates on ‘finally finding the one after seven tries’,” Yuuri says one day as he returns to Viktor’s apartment with their grocery. “You sure are determined, Vitya.”
+ “I have to be a role model for Alexei, because he gave up after two,” Viktor replies grandly and comes over to give Yuuri a full body hug and a giant sloppy kiss on his cheek and a “Welcome home.”
+ YUURI LEARNING RUSSIAN (Viktor is Delighted)
+ Yurio is horrified when Yuuri repeated some of the things Viktor told him in bed and didn’t tell him what they meant. Yurio signed Yuuri up for a language learning class the day after and Yuuri is too mortified to protest.
+ Yakov invites Yuuri out for a drink and a talk. Yuuri seriously wondering if he should get a will put together in case Viktor’s old coach delivers the shovel talk but just stops at the “shovel” part
+ “Don’t worry, Yakov won’t hurt a fly,” Viktor tells him with barely contained mirth when Yuuri tells him this. After a moment, he also adds, “Besides, his legs are short. You should be able to outrun him.”
+ “Just watch out for the little pistol he has in his coat pocket,” adds Yurio, who is a complete shit
+ Yuuri calling Yurio “Yurachtka” instead of “Yurio”, figuring it’s a tad more friendly. Yurio pretends to blow a gasket over it but is secretly pleased; only his immediate family ever called him that, and Otabek was too formal for it
+ suspiciously, at least half of the fridge is full of things Yurio like to eat. There is a guest room that also has too many animal print stuff in it to belong to either Yuuri or Viktor. Nobody remarks on this
+ Lilia terrifies Yuuri, but they quickly form an amicable (“amicable”) student-teacher relationship after Lilia commands Yuuri to show up at her studio and dance for her. That was how she ended up getting introduced to Minako as well, who is ecstatic
+ the younger kids under Yakov flocking to Yuuri because he’s as talented as Yurio but is so much nicer. Viktor stands on the side of the rink being absolutely Smug
+ MILA AND YUURI FINALLY MEET, hitting it off right away after half a bottle of vodka. Mila has 50+ embarrassing pictures of Viktor and Yurio collected on her phone over the year. Yuuri is in awe
+ anyway I love this
some viktor and yuuri: rival fiancés concepts
- yuuri learning russian terms of endearment, always using a new one on viktor right before viktor goes out to skate at any competition
- yuuri: good luck out there, moye solnyshko
- viktor: [blushes, grins, almost trips over his feet on the ice]
- “if i can land a quad axel before the wedding you have to make makkachin your best man” “okay well if i can land a quad axel before the wedding you have to make jj your best man”
- for that matter, bets and challenges about EVERYTHING. eg “if i win gold you’re doing the dishes for a month,” “if i get a new personal best i get to pick the next show we binge on netflix,” “hmmm, i just don’t know if a silver medal would be enough to make me forget to tell yura that it was you who ate the last pirozhok….”
- choreographing new routines by sliding and jumping around in their socks on their kitchen floor
- viktor, during his interview after winning the european championships, winking at the cameras: looks like i’m eating katsudon tonight!!
- everyone’s too afraid to ask if he means the food, or yuuri, or both
- (he meant the food. he didn’t even think of that other meaning until a few minutes later, when yurio kicked him in the shins for it. katsudon is just really, really good.)
- viktor and yuuri and yurio all medaling together and the person who won gold pulling the others up to the top of the podium with them (think 2016 gpf ladies) because the whole family did great :’)
- but also the trash talk and teasing….
- yuuri, after beating viktor out for gold by one (1) point: haha wow didn’t know i was marrying a washed up old man 😉
- viktor, after beating yuuri out for gold by a similar margin: ah,,,,unfortunately,,,,,i guess we have to go back to early morning practices,,,,,,,extra training is the only way for you to get to my level mfhfmfh (that’s yuuri shoving his medal in viktor’s mouth)
- supporting each other unconditionally and having the time of their lives competing in the sport they love with the person they love more than anything !!!!
Highlights and Shenanigans from the GPF Banquet
– Yuuri does not get drunk. He refuses to touch a drop of alcohol. He’s not giving a repeat showing of last year’s nonsense.
– VICTOR ON THE OTHER HAND
– he’s not last-year-Yuuri’s level of drunk but he’s had a number of celebration drinks and he’s feeling quite toasty
– eventually he’s draped all over Yuuri
– ‘i love you so much Yuuri I wanna get married RIGHT NOW’
-‘victor’
– ‘do you think. do you think anyone here can marry us.’
– ‘victor’
– ‘what about yakov do you think yakov would do it if. if we ask really nicely.’
– ‘victor, we can’t. we agreed to get married after i win gold at the grand prix , right? so you’re just going to have to be patient until next year haha’
– ….
– ‘victor’
– …….
– ‘victor why are you crying’
– ‘OH GOD YUURI IM SUCH A FOOL. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO INSPIRE YOU TO SKATE YOUR BEST BUT INSTEAD! INSTEAD!!! I COCKBLOCKED MYSELF!! FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!!!’
– ‘victor please stop yelling’
– ‘AN ENTIRE YEAR YUURIIIIIIIII’
– ‘victor i just said we can’t get married yet, i didn’t say anything about sex. cockblocked isn’t the right word here’
– a heavy thirty seconds of silence follows as everyone processes what yuuri just said
– victor’s looking much cheered up
– yuuri wants to hide under a rock– meanwhile someone let yurio have a drink to celebrate
– just one
– but he’s a baby and has no alcohol tolerance at all
– now he’s trying to fight jj
– otabek is holding him back
– ‘HE STOLE YOUR BRONZE MEDAL BEKA’
– otabek is flattered his tiny soldier bff wants to fight on his behalf but really please don’t, we’ll get kicked out of the party
– ‘THAT CANADIAN DICKBAG. STEALING MY GOLD BEFORE. NOW HES. HES TAKING MY BEST FRIENDS SPOT ON THE PODIUM. IM GONNA PUNCH HIS TEETH OUT.’– yakov was really pleased at the start of the night because he’s so proud of yuri and he’s quietly proud of victor too for not being a completely awful coach
– but now yuri is making a huge scene and stole someone’s glove for the express purpose of smacking jj in the face with it (GONNA CHALLENGE HIM TO A DUEL LIKE A PROPER FUCKING GENTLEMAN)
– and victor has come over to lean on him and babble about making yakov get ordained so he can officiate his and yuuri’s wedding and yakov YAKOV can you walk me down the aisle too, can you do both?? YOURE LIKE MY DAD YAKOV
– yakov is too old for this
May we get more of Victor the Doting Husband?
OH ANON I HAVE SO MUCH ABOUT VICTOR, THE DOTING HUSBAND
ALSO I AM SO SORRY I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT VICTOR RIGHT NOW SO YOU GET A BUNCH????
1. creepily steals Yuri’s pillow if he has to travel alone – Yuri would bitch more about his pillow disappearing but he’s the one hugging the dog and sleeping in his husband’s shirt so he has no room to complain.
Victor cannot sleep alone any more. He has slept with a dog for years then he got used to having a husband, and he bought a Yuri dakimakura pillow to tease Yuri but honestly now he needs it if Yuri is away. The case lives under Yuri’s pillow case until Yuri leaves on trips and then it goes on the body pillow and smells like Yuri. he still sleeps poorly though.
2. Victor is actually really – invested doesn’t sound like the right word, but it’s closest to what I mean – really invested in being part of a married couple. Like he used to be Victor The Famous Ice Skater and now he’s Victor, who is married to Yuri. and there’s a lot bound up in that for him. I keep thinking about this and having a Feeling, but Victor, at the start of the series, is very isolated.
We went through the series looking for this, and group chat is agreed: Victor actually never touches anybody affectionately except for Yuri and Makkachin – he touches Yakov once, but in his persona of Victor the Skater, and he touches Yurio in ep 10, which is uhhhh not affectionate at all.
Otherwise, he stands at a distance from people and he often uses Yuri as a barricade between himself and people he doesn’t know well. (If you watch ep six, at the hot pot restaurant and the backstage area, Yuri is between him and Phichit and the others, and he stands behind Yuri and away from the others.) He’s not a classic introvert, but he does show a constant pattern where he has a very clear Public Persona and a very different self when he’s alone or with Yuri, and I think he personally prefers the person he’s able to be with Yuri.
Also if you watch 10 you see in the end credits how he kind of circles around Yuri before joining in. This is not a person who is used to being spontaneous and unguarded, is what I am saying here.
So he’s still Victor the Skater and he still loves skating, but the part of his identity that he found with Yuri is the most important thing to him, and he’s very very invested in having symbols of it. Which leads to
3. He’s always fiddling with his wedding ring. He taught himself not to do it when he was nervous, because talk about a tell, but he often touches or puts it against his cheek or brushes it against his mouth when he’s happy. Sometimes he looks at it, and then at Yuri, and then he gets up and puts his head on Yuri’s shoulder like being near him will convince Victor that it’s really real.
4. He invented, independently, the Spare Kiss Storage System, which grosses Yurio out so badly he can’t even think about it, but which actually is very helpful for Yuri’s anxiety so Victor doesn’t give a shit. He used to give Yuri a couple extra kisses in the morning, but that just felt like he was kissing all over his husband even if he told him that they were for later if he needed them. So now he kisses Yuri’s wedding ring a couple times in the morning and if Yuri really needs a kiss to remember that Victor is always with him, he can press his ring to his mouth or cheek, and there’s a kiss there for him. Yuri does it for him too.
(side note about Yuri: I’m convinced he manages his anxiety behaviorally instead of with medication. If he does take meds, they’re low dose and he doesn’t take emergency anti-anxiety pills. Also, he’s pretty specifically anxious but not depressed. Victor I could write as depressed but not anxious, but I haven’t thought about it enough to come up with a way to write it.)
5. It took people to work out what they were doing, but when one of them performs, he skates out and touches his ring to his mouth or cheek, which would be bad enough, but some bright fangirl actually thought to look over at the other, and he’s kissing his ring at the same time. Even if they’re competing against each other. SO GROSS??????
6. Victor is a groomer, which sounds weird but he always wants to comb Yuri’s hair and do his tie and smooth his shirt out and put lip balm on him. Yuri enjoys it. I personally don’t think it’s actually a kinky thing to them, but ymmv. It’s definitely possessive on both ends though. Victor likes it when Yuri wears his ties or cufflinks too and as aforementioned, he Ascends when Yuri wears his shirt..
7. HE BUYS YURI SO MUCH STUPID SHIT WHEN HE TRAVELS if it’s there and it looks like something Yuri might like, he is by god going to fit that pooing Santa statue in his luggage somehow.
8. He has nightmares that he didn’t dance with Yuri that night after all.