HQ Characters as Stupid Shit Cats Do

daichi: scratches the furniture and when you catch them they pretend they were cleaning themselves
suga: plays with the wrapping of the new toy you bought them instead of the new toy
asahi: launching to space every time they get startled
noya: meows to come inside but then leaves when you open the door
tanaka: steals your socks and hides them under every piece of furniture you own
ennoshita: tries to suffocate you in your sleep by lying on top of your face
Tsukishima: looks you in the eye while they knock something over
Yamaguchi: throws up and immediatly walks over to the food bowl to start eating again
Hinata: decides it’s play time at 4 am
Kageyama: tries to fight a bird and loses
Kenma: sits right on top of your arm when you’re trying to use the computer
Kuroo: somehow learned to open cabinets and chews through all your food bags
Bokuto: gets too excited when you feed them and climbes your bare legs like a scratching post
Akaashi: kneads you softly then fucking mauls you and leaves
Oikawa: walks around the house crying until you pick them up
Iwaizumi: keeps bringing small dead things into your house

Haikyuu!! Character names as recognized by Google Voice Search

asian-otaku-diaries:

I was just messing around and these were the results omfg I can’t :

Hinata Shouyou: He night assure you

Kageyama Tobio: Car gay all my toy bone

Tsukishima Kei: Turkish my cane

Yamaguchi Tadashi: You’re my Gucci to that shit

Sawamura Daichi: Saw my momma dad cheese

Sugawara Koushi: Sugar what a cool shit

Azumane Asahi: Aussie money ice or heat

Nishinoya Yuu: Mission IOU

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Hanukkah you know city

Iwaizumi Hajime: Hawaii zoom in had she met

Oikawa Tooru: Oh ink what toe rules

Kuroo Tetsurou: Cool testicles

Kozume Kenma: Cosmic K mart

Haiba Lev: Have you lived

Bokuto Koutarou: Book a toe coal tar on

Akaashi Keiji: I call shit cages

Ushijima Wakatoshi: Usher gym my walk a toushie.