haikyoutooiguess:

Oikawa: Joke’s on you, as my employee you’re contractually obligated
to come to my funeral!

Iwaizumi: I kind of want to adopt you… if only so I could ground you
and take away your internet.

Hanamaki: Look, I know the scones are a best seller, but they’re a
bitch to make so I hate them on principle.

Matsukawa: I’m sorry, it sounds like you’re asking me to be unhappy
about something while I’m holding a tray filled with fresh cooked bacon. I’m
afraid I can’t do both and you will pry this bacon from my cold, dead hands.

Yahaba: I know our relationship is based heavily on sarcasm but right
now I am being so serious when I say get the fuck out of my kitchen.

Kyoutani: Overtime?? Ugh, it’s bad enough I had to leave my house to
get here…

Watari: HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!! Everyone eat a cupcake and relax!

Kindaichi: (whispering) Why is everyone so gentle with the croissants, but so
rough with my feelings?

Kunimi: Look, you’re my boss. And it is very important to me that
you understand that that is the only reason I’m not flipping you off right now.