seairis:

this has probably been in my inbox for over a month D: im the worst

• it only happens three times before wymack, through sheer force of will, just chooses to stop walking in
• it’s not that he always knows when the two of them are making out it’s that he just one day was like “i’m never walking in on them again” and he hasn’t
• but the three times he does are a goddamn shit show
• the first time is during summer practices after baltimore
• it’s just outside the stadium actually
• he’s not walking in he’s walking out
• he thought he was safe and that andrew and neil were still in the changeroom
• nope
• they’re out here, leaned against the maserati, andrew’s hands up the back of neil’s shirt, neil’s finger’s twisted deep in andrew’s hair
• wymack just sighs heavily but he figures, he’s seen worse, he averts his gaze and walks to his car a few spots away from andrew’s car
• and then neil moans
• like loud enough for wymack to hear him??? good god these are his children
• he mumbles “i don’t get paid enough for this” and yells back at them “get that away from me or go get forms for the marathon”
• neil breaks away to yell “sorry coach” through a smile and wymack thinks he’ll have his peace now but andrew growls and pulls neil back in for another kiss
• wymack emails neil confirmation that he signed them both up for the marathon before the hour’s over

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