Tag: fdfdfhsjsg

foxesbettingpool:

The foxes as bill wurtz tweets:

Neil: sometimes it’s good to start with a huge mistake and then build the entire rest of your life around that

[alternatively: I am trying to fake my death, but people keep finding out I’m alive]

Andrew: a cool arts and crafts project would be falling in love with your mortal enemy and starting a family

Kevin: team goals, quit and make a better team

Aaron: dial 0 to talk to no one

Nicky: make the Yuletide gay again

Matt: found the last piece of the puzzle. now I just have to find the rest of the puzzle.

Dan: the streets are paved with goals

Allison: why spend money on clothes when you can just wear the money

Renee: got some holy water, on the black market. excited to baptize things in my day-to-day life

useless-malaysiafacts:

useless-turkeyfacts:

useless-newyorkfacts:

useless-polandfacts:

useless-hungaryfacts:

nanacka1234:

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

How do you guys drive so fast? it takes 2 hours to go from the East coast to the west coast of Ireland what the heck

If you drive 45 from Pest, you might reach Buda.
Welcome to Hungary.

If you drive for 45 minutes from some point in/near Warsaw, you may reach Mordor. Really.

…at least if you’re heading towards Domaniewska Street.

https://www.facebook.com/MordorNaDomaniewskiej

http://finanse.wp.pl/kat,1038021,title,Mordor-na-Domaniewskiej-Jedyna-taka-dzielnica-w-Polsce,wid,17399493,wiadomosc.html?ticaid=115c3d

http://tvnwarszawa.tvn24.pl/informacje,news,tabliczka-witala-w-mordorze-orkowie-robili-sobie-zdjecia,163253.html

-Ćwirek (Tweet)

If you drive 45 minutes in southern New York, you are still in the New York metro area. If you drive 45 minutes in the Adirondacks,you are still in the Adirondacks.

If you drive 45 minutes in Istanbul or Ankara you won’t even get to anywhere because traffic

If you try to drive 45 minutes on old Karak highway in the middle of the night, you won’t even go anywhere cuz your dead

if all for the game was set in scotland

riko: what a coward, jist like his maw
neil: aye ah git it like, gettin raised a superstar must ah bin hard on you. ahweys a commodity, never a human being, nae anyone in yer family thinkin yer worth shite aff the court – aye, sounds rough pal. kevin and i talk aboot yer endless daddy issues aw the time. ken it’s no entirely your fault fe bein unbalanced and thinkin yer aw grand an’ that, and a ken ye canny hold up conversation for shite like all ah us can, but none a us should be needin to put up wi this much a yer shite. greetin gets ye so many concessions, hen, and ye used yoors up six insults ago. so get tae fuck, and leave all ah us alone.