Victor: Yurio! Let’s go shopping as a family! We can bond and grow closer while enjoying capitalism!
Yurio: Fuck no, you fuckers can fuck off to fuck and buy your fucking make-up and lingerie without fucking with my delicate psychological development any more than you already fucking have. Fuck.
Yuuri: That’s too bad…I guess we’ll have to find some other handsome boy to buy a stuffed lion for…
Yurio: (already in the car) so are we fucking going or what?