valkyrielesbian:

Moments that made me scream out loud in the cinema during Deadpool 2

  • Deadpool trying the “sun’s getting real low”
  • Deadpool shooting Ryan Reynolds before he could sign Green Lantern
  • Deadpool killing the other Deadpool/weapon X
  • Yukio and NTW are girlfriends!!!!
  • Colossus saying Fuck
  • The original X men having a cameo
  • “don’t fuck Colossus”
  • “I’m Batman”
  • When Wade stood up and walked with his tiny ass legs and Weasel just didn’t stop saying funny shit for even a millisecond
  • Cable: “you remind me of my wife” Wade: “I’m sorry?” “I said you r-” “No, I’m sorry you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm”
  • “what’s with all the elderly white men? I should’ve brought my rape whistle!”