cable: wade?
wade: vanessa used to call me that 😦
cable: because it’s your fucking name.
This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
Tag: deadpool
Moments that made me scream out loud in the cinema during Deadpool 2
- Deadpool trying the “sun’s getting real low”
- Deadpool shooting Ryan Reynolds before he could sign Green Lantern
- Deadpool killing the other Deadpool/weapon X
- Yukio and NTW are girlfriends!!!!
- Colossus saying Fuck
- The original X men having a cameo
- “don’t fuck Colossus”
- “I’m Batman”
- When Wade stood up and walked with his tiny ass legs and Weasel just didn’t stop saying funny shit for even a millisecond
- Cable: “you remind me of my wife” Wade: “I’m sorry?” “I said you r-” “No, I’m sorry you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm”
- “what’s with all the elderly white men? I should’ve brought my rape whistle!”
i’m so disappointed with deadpool 2. wade only made one (1) thanos joke when interacting with josh brolin’s character. i had expected a solid four at least
I Hate Ryan Reynolds 😂😂
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