Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.
the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat
Tag: chrises
there aren’t too many surprises on the ‘four white chrises’ scoreboard to be frank. chris pine and chris evans keep alternating for the #1 spot obviously. chris pine will lead for the foreseeable future because Crinkle Eyes + wonder woman, unless chris evans tweets something ridiculous & 100% sincere like greeting everyone on national knitting day. chris hemsworth’s position is mostly a function of chris pratt’s position. parks & rec rewatch tentatively means pratt moves up to #3, catching even the slightest glimpse of the ‘passengers’ movie poster means he goes down to #4. of course in the event one of them does something so incredible that they line up with chris rock’s score on the ‘all chrises’ scoreboard, the white chris in question moves to the #0 spot and criss angel makes a wild card entry
Nothing but My Aching Soul 