Viktor: im coming back to skating!
Yurio: IS YUURI DEAD
Viktor: you’ve never said his name be-
Yurio: IS DAD DEAD PAPA
Viktor: Yurio-
Yurio: IS HE OKAY DEAD GOD WHERE IS HE
Viktor: no, he’s thinking about retiring
Yurio: ….HE’S GOING TO BE DEAD, I’LL KILL HIM MYSELF

zimmboners:

viktor nikiforov: yuuri katsuki??? yeah, he’s amazing [digs into jacket pocket] [pulls out hundreds of thousands of photos of yuuri] he’s my fiancé-just look at him [flips through them] i’m so proud of him [shoves photos in your face] see this? this is the first time he ever did a quadruple flip. god i love him so much.