The Foxhole Court as Weather.com Headlines

cabeswaterlovesthem:

Because no matter what, the homepage of weather.com will make you feel like it’s the end of days.

Wymack: Doomsday Clock Moved Closer to Midnight

Dan: Will This Helicopter Pilot Make It?

Allison: Racing for Glory in Toy Barbie Jeeps

Renee: Girls Jump in Shark Pool, Regret It

Matt: Man Rescues Little Penguin From Drain

Seth: Big Bird Finally Nabbed

Andrew: Small Sinkhole Causes Big Problem

Aaron: Man on Mountain Throws Rocks at Drone

Nicky: ‘Glory Hole’ Roaring Once Again

Neil: Bull Flees Slaughterhouse, Then This…

Kevin: This 2-year-old Might Ski Better than You

Jeremy: Stunning Indoor Rainbow Appears in Museum

Katelyn: Watch: Big Tornado in Her Backyard

Riko: Japan’s Monster Sinkhole Sinks Again

The Ravens: Little Do They Know… Disaster is About to Strike

BONUS! Andriel: Elusive Miniature Horses Flee Police

audreil:

for @key-called-home bc i made her cry a lot today 

  • okay so andrew isn’t really a forehead kisses person or a cheek kisses person i think thats the consensus yes
  • but listen to me alright neil josten Loves to kiss andrew’s cheeks and forehead and the tip of his nose and his fingers
    • basically anywhere that isnt his lips
  • he picks it up from dan & matt and he just,, he falls in love with casual kisses
  • like for example when he wakes up and finds andrew in the kicthen making coffee, he’ll walk by and press a kiss to the top of andrew’s head with a quiet “morning”
  • or when andrew’s sitting on the beanbag or on the couch and neil plops down next to him, he’ll lean over and kiss andrew’s cheek – maybe the corner of his mouth
  • when they’re showering together, his hands in andrews hair, he’ll kiss andrew’s neck and his jaw because he likes that andrew likes it
  • when they’re at eden’s twilight, sometimes a lof of the time they’ll just find a private corner and maybe on occasion neil will put an arm around andrew
    • on really sappy occasions he might tell andrew he’s happy and properly kiss him
  • theres times when the foxes get together in a dorm for movie nights and ofc andrew sits next to neil and sometimes neil just links his fingers with andrew’s
    • and absently fiddles with them. andrew lets him do it  because he likes it too
    • sometimes a lot of times neil makes comments about whatever they’re watching and he whispers them in andrew’s ears
      • thats when hes actually paying attention to what thyre watching
  • post games, neil is the only one to hug andrew on the court and only sometimes
  • in the locker room, neil tells him he was amazing and might kiss his forehead
  • all the while andrew is growing Tired
  • all he wants to do is kiss this asshole properly he just wants a good ol’ make out session sometimes
  • A Real Kiss
  • so one night hes in bed, a book in hand, and neil leans down to kiss his head and andrew says “no”
    • and neil stops of course
  • neil gets in bed on his side and doesn’t push andrew doesn’t ask why
  • so after a while andrew puts the book down and asks “yes or no?”
    • and neil is a little ?? but yes of course its a yes
  • so andrew grips his face with both hands finally and kisses his mouth
  • dear god he’s been wanting a real kiss for so long and neil can tell that fucking shitstick and he smiles so big into the kiss
  • when andrew pulls away for a second to breathe again neil presses a kiss just at the corner of his mouth and laughs at the unimpressed look he gets

Neil: drags people every chance he gets
Neil: fears nothing and no one
Neil: trusts no one
Neil: Only cares about Exy
Neil: dislikes people on sight
Neil: allergic to telling the truth
Andrew: shit… I need me a freak like that.

Blue: Rate Adam out of 10
Gansey: Adam? Adam Parrish? Oh, Adam’s a 10. A true 10. Have you seen that face? Only angels could have crafted such a thing. Pure perfection. *sigh* Adam Parrish. He’s the best of us, Blue. A 10 all round. You see those hands? They’re working hands. I would trust my child in those hands, I really would. He’s a 10, Blue. A solid 10.
Blue: What about the rest of us?
Gansey: strong 8 in good lighting