asdfghjls;k;ljn; – Nothing but My Aching Soul

incorrectfoxes:

Andrew: This date sucks.

Neil: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Andrew: Then why did you invite me?

Neil: I specifically said don’t come with me and you said “fuck you Neil, I’ll do what I want” and followed me here.

broship-addict:

when ur trying to be cool and edgy in front of a cute guy and just embarrass yourself instead

stabbygay:

I made a TRC vine thing

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

allforthecourtt:

Andrew: “but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you”

Andrew and Neil: *share intense eye contact and crazy sexual tension*

Kevin, who is also at the table:

crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’

randomsplashes:

✨ when u sit on ur fiancé

because u love him and it’s free real estate™

(store/insta)✨

klosehemmick:

renee: hey, i’m lesbian

neil: i thought you were american

louviart:

i couldnt help myself

from here

you-know-i-get-it:

karasawr:

This is giving me very strong minyard vibes

#aaron gross sobbing at 3 in the morning: i dont even like neil. why am i dating him??? #andrew: you fool. thats me. (via @foxes-evermore)

these tags deserve to be immortalized

agapantoblu:

agapantoblu:

The real reason Andrew doesn’t like Jean is because he and Renee keep texting and calling and fuck off, Frenchman, she’s his best friend. He bets she doesn’t make Zombie Apocalypse plans with you.

Neil to Kevin: “Jean is interested in Renee. Give her his number and let’s see what happens.”

Andrew: “Excuse you, you fucking traitor?!”