people like to think of viktor nikiforov as this suave playboy but let’s be honest the smoothest thing he’s ever said was ‘i wish you’d never retire’ and then he cried because of how much he loves katsuki yuuri
#not pictured: viktor sobbing into yuuri’s soft perfect hair #blowing his nose on yuuri’s scarf #good thing they decided to cut away from the airport reunion scene when they did
How to seduce the man you felt a connection with one (1) time, by Viktor Nikiforov:
Travel to his home without a word of warning and announce your intentions with your dick out
Ask him about his relationship status and hint that your dick is out
Tell him that you should sleep together on day one
When the first steps fail, bluntly try to inquire about his sexual orientation to make sure you didn’t misunderstand him during that one (1) connection
Come up with a program for your crush that solely focuses on sexual and erotic love
Be patient when your crush seems to have forgotten that he’s a sexual demon
Make sure to have your dick out and fully visible as much as possible during normal conversations
Approach your (naked) crush from behind (you should also be naked)
Initiate pda as much as possible
Congratulations! You have now seduced your crush, observe our success story:
Nothing but My Aching Soul 