neil: where do you want to be in 5 years

andrew,under his breath: hopefully in your bed

neil: what

andrew: i said i deserve to be dead

kevin, drunk off his ass and high on adrenaline: fuck riko, he can be the king but i’m gonna be the deadliest piece on the board
andrew, from somewhere behind neil: queen
neil: yes, a drama queen. go to bed kevin

requiemofkings:

back on my bs x x

klosehemmick:

ronan, tipping his hat at adam: m’gician

minyardsabram:

Aaron: You keep touching Neil when he’s upset.

Aaron: Next thing you know, he’s going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Andrew, scoffing: Is that what I want.

Wymack, loudly over a speaker: Yes.

soc characters as popular tweets #1

malfoyst:

kaz brekker: fun prank: put $10000 in an envelope and mail it to me

inej ghafa: everything is free if you can run fast enough

nina zenik: I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.”

jesper fahey: Write the name of someone you hate on your body everyday in permanent marker, so no matter how you die they’ll become a suspect.

wylan van eck: yea i do crimes; i’m a real bad kid. they even got me for possession once *eyes roll back into head, everything in the room begins to float*

matthias helvar:

“Wow the club is really dead tonight,” I say as I sheath my sword and admire the enemies I have slain. “Bartender I would like an alcohol”

kuwei yul-bo: If you can “pray the gay away” can you “pray the gay onto someone”?

hollyjollyminyard:

neil (at the airport): have a safe flight

andrew: i have no say in the matter

neil (already driving off): die then

austenchanted:

that’s it. that’s the movie.

pipedreampynch:

Andrew: Trust me.

Matt: Trust YOU?

Andrew: Trust….Neil?

Matt: Neil, I trust.

lazyleezard:

I know we’re supposed to focus on the intimacy of that scene but am I the only one who can’t stop thinking about the audience ??? bc they went from discussing meds and hospital after major trauma to these two speaking in german while grabbing and feeling each other like they’re about to fuck

and poor wymack isn’t getting paid for all this bullshit (betsy on the other hand IS ~~bc won bets~~ bc it’s her job) (kevin’s just being a huge child bc they’re not prioritising Exy over everything else)