If Natsume really wants to put a stop to the Matoba Clan…
…he should just JOIN it.
Matoba would be so happy spending all his time mentoring his most prized pupil that he’d neglect work. He’d miss appointments because right before time to leave, Natsume could just bat his eyelashes and ask him to stay because he has questions about exorcism that only “Matoba-sama” can answer. To prevent clients from reaching Matoba on his cell phone, Natsume could constantly send him selfies asking if he looks cuter in the Matoba Clan robes or the shiki costume?
The Matoba Clan would lose all its business and be destroyed within a month if Natsume would just CATFISH THE BOSS.
Since the Foxes had Friday night off and Andrew and Aaron’s cold war was
over, Andrew’s lot was free to return to Columbia for the first time in
months. They got a late start down there, though, as Neil and Kevin
wanted to watch the USC-Edgar Allan match.
how i imagine this conversation went:
kevin: let’s watch usc’s match. we can head to columbia after andrew: no. neil: hey, let’s stay and watch usc’s match. we can head to columbia after andrew: okay.
hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7
“lives sexlessly without men”
Weak cishet males
Amazon Society: *produces a 12 volume work on the subject of pleasure*
Diana: When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary.
Male Reviewer: I guess that means they don’t know about sex!
Me: Harold, they’re lesbians.
I thought it was pretty clear that both women (but very obviously Antiope) had wives/partners who appeared in multiple background scenes. But even without that, uh wtf?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
A lesbian friend and I were discussing how cis men can’t handle any kind of sexuality that doesn’t center men. And this is just yet more proof. OMG.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 