lackofjongevity:

foxes-evermore:

Neil is probably the worst person to watch action movies with tbh, like the protagonist probably snaps an extra’s neck with one hand or something and he just barely looks up from his phone and goes “unrealistic”

Neil: *exchanging an eye roll with Andrew* that knife was clearly not sharp enough to cut through bone

Andrew: *nodding solemnly* too blunt

Everybody but Renee: uM

i was on the bus yesterday re-reading tfc and when i came across the lines “you aren’t going anywhere. you’re staying here” and “what would it take to make you stay?” ofc i knew that they’re parallels to what happens in tkm in that Hotel Scenebut i was just wondering if when andrew tells neil that the first time, is he re-assuring neil or himself? because like, we know that andrew thinks neil is “unreal”, that he’s a pipe dream and a side effect of the drugs, so when he says “you’re not going anywhere” that first time in tfc, i wonder if it’s more for himself than it is for neil and for their deal. andrew has been trying to keep this one thing, this person that seems too good and interesting to be true, since the beginning, even though he knows that this could be a problem and idk where i was going with this but i just wanted you guys to know that andrew minyard makes me cry everyday

edit to add: remember when neil told andrew in tkm that he’s not a pipe dream and that he’s not going anywhere? yeah. i die every time