“Who said ‘please’ that made you hate the word so much?” Andrew gazed at him in silence for a minute. “I did.” Neil didn’t know what answer he’d been expecting but this wasn’t it. Andrew tolerated his blank stare for only a couple seconds before waving this all off as inconsequential and uninteresting. “He said he would stop if I said it.” “You believed him,” Neil guessed. “I was seven,” Andrew said. “I believed him.”
“And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.” —Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
“Truth is irrefutable and untainted by bias. Sunrise, Abram, death: these are truths.”
Me [chanting]: soft andrew! soft andrew! soft andrew! soft andrew!
Someone: well actually nora said in her extra content-
Me [now banging my fists on the table]: SOFT ANDREW! SOFT ANDREW! SOFT ANDREW! SOFT ANDREW!
Hi my name is Andrew Joseph Minyard and I have short golden blonde hair (that’s how I got my name) with brown streaks and hazel eyes like sunshine and a lot of people tell me I look like Dane DeHaan (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to Aaron Minyard but I wish I wasn’t because he’s a major fucking asshole. I’m 5 feet tall but my muscles are big and bulky. I have pale white skin. I’m also a goalie, and I go to a college called Palmetto State University where I’m in the second year (I’m twenty). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black turtleneck and black skinny jeans, black armbands and black combat boots. I was wearing no makeup but I had black bags around my eyes to match. I was walking outside Fox Tower. It was raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Foxes stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 