Tag: andrew in the BG: stares into the camera like hes on the office

I love Kevin and Neil bonding over anything that isn’t exy. Like these two are competitive twentysomething guys. Listen. Every thing is game if you make it one. Like who can hold more grapes in their mouth. Who can pet the most campus squirrels (on topic: drunk Kevin brings a squirrel to the dorms accidentally) arm wrestle. Who can get more hi fives from strangers. Who can befriend the grumpy dumpster raccoon. Who can score more paper balls in recycling. Just. Tons of pointless contests.

do-i-still-love-kevin-day:

Wymack, after catching Kevin stuck up a tree: God, you’ve got too much of your mother’s genes…

Kevin: Neil’s stuck up here, too.

Wymack: I expect this from Neil.

Neil, on a higher branch: That’s fair.