Le Fou trying to spell Gaston – G-A-S-T-i think there’s another T but it’s occurred to me I’m illiterate and have never attempted to spell it before wow this is hard
Belle turning down Gaston’s dinner invite and he’s like “Oh, you’re busy” and Belle just says “No” like bitch apply cold water to your burn.
Cogsworth’s wife turning up at the end and him wishing he could turn back into a clock
Beast’s “makeover” to impress Belle- that makeup though
“Have you thought about growing a beard” and that grOWL AFTERWARDS
Ewan McGregor and his terrible French accent
Beast literally taking Belle doWN with that big ass snowball
HAHA WHAT WEST WING THERE IS NO WEST WING WE’RE GOING TO THE EAST WING OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT THE ONLY WING
Those three women that keep pining over Gaston turn up and Le Fou leans in and stage whispers “Never gonna happen”
Those three dudes getting Schuyler sister makeovers and the third one owning it
Everyone forgetting about Gaston at the end like did his corpse disappear or is it laying on the grounds somewhere and everyone just left him to rot
Le Fou trying to comfort Gaston by telling him to think back to the war where he killed all those dudes
Maurice: Hey look a nice meal thank you kind person. Maurice: A FUCKING TALKING CUP WHAT AM I HIGH I’M LEAVING GOODBYE
Le Fou being concerned that the castle has ghosts when a literal beast lives in it
The Beast giving Belle a library just to prove she has horrible taste in literature
“Have you read all of these books???” “No, some of them are in Greek” and Belle being all “Was that a joke are you trying to joke omg”
Gaston being French and having no clue what Je Ne Sais Quoi means
Gaston complimenting himself in the mirror like “you are the most beautiful I’m not done with you yet”
MR POTTS AND MRS POTTS AT THE END THEY’RE SO CUTE OMG
Disney actually acknowledging that not all relationships are between one white male and one white female like there’s love all over the place in this movie BLESS
Nothing but My Aching Soul 