Tag: aftg

thepalmtoptiger:

demisexualnjosten:

aledethanlast:

thepalmtoptiger:

Nicky and Andrew both find Neil extremely attractive and if them having similar tastes in guys isn’t hilarious, then I don’t know what is.

Andrew: *meets Erik* oh
Andrew to Andrew: *spray bottle in hand* I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

the real reason nicky was pissed about roland knowing andrew was gay is that nicky and roland have totally fooled around before

Nicky likes to jokingly flirt with Kevin or talk about how hot Kevin is. Andrew finds Kevin’s personality annoying and would prefer it if Nicky didn’t constantly remind him of how attractive Kevin is.

palmettofoxden:

5/?

“Nicky, add me to your stupid Neil chat. I don’t love him, but I have something I need to send to it.”

The “we love neil” chat originally comes from @local-astronaut’s  a look into Matt’s phone post. She was sweet enough to let me turn this into a series, so please check out her original post too and give it some love!

(Also, seriously check out @local-astronaut’s blog and her a look into the Foxes’ phones series because it is soooo good)

cigarettesmokeandexyracquets:

You guys know why David Wymack is my favorite? I can sum it into two words: Let me.

Wymack picks Neil up from the airport, or, someone he thinks is Neil but can’t tell for all the bandages and newly dyed hair and ice blue eyes that had been brown just two weeks ago. He picks Neil up and he takes him and home and he carries him up to his apartment and lets this boy sleep on his couch. He redresses his bandages and clenches his jaw through his own anger but let’s it spill over just a little at a dark inked 4 on his striker’s cheek. And Neil tries cut it off with a knife, god, but Wymack is right there like he’s been right there for months and Neil bites out “help me” because he’s drowning he’s suffocating he’s dying and Wymack just says “let me”.

He doesn’t say “I am” or “calm down” or even say that he’s been trying to help Neil for months he just says “let me” because you can’t help anyone that doesn’t want your help. It’s his approach at life, at all the foxes, to look them in the eye and say “let me help” and there’s a distinct kind of bravery there that very few people have and it just amazes me.

oikawtooru:

celebrities read mean tweets: exy edition

  • neil reads all of the tweets with the most stoic expression
  • “@/andrewminyard03: i don’t get why people hype josten so much, he’s an idiot”
  • neil: same
  • after a while he starts to answer in different languages just to piss the producers off
  • wymack is watching and asking abby why didn’t he let andrew kill neil with that racquet when they first saw him
  • twenty minutes into the show, neil looks up with bored expression and says “can i get some tweets that aren’t from andrew”
  • no, they’re all from andrew
  • andrew refuses to do it at all and asked about it aaron says that it’s because he’s got enough of nicky, the meanest bitch
  • nicky is so offended he doesn’t send aaron a christmas card
  • kevin always gets the meanest ones and he wants to fight everyone
  • “@/nhemmick: kevin day can stick his racquet up his ass, he can’t play in a team for shit”
  • kevin: how ‘bout i stick it up your ass, hemmick? maybe if you’d play it like you mean it i would be able to play in a team you fucki-
  • the producer: mr day this is national tv, can you-
  • kevin: FIGHT ME
  • dan and matt do it together but they don’t get any mean tweets because nicky spams with praises about matt’s handsome face and alvarez spams about dan’s body to die for
  • renee and allison do it together too but it’s just renee reading the tweets with the nicest smile while allison talks about neil in jorts for the whole hour because what the fuck i know he lived under a rock but come one josten COME ON
  • (after the show all of the people that sent mean things about renee apologized because she’s a total sweetheart how could they ever tell her something like that also andrew threatened to break their legs so there’s that)
  • nicky fucking laughs at everything he reads
  • “@/andrewminyard03: this isn’t hooker convention, this is nicky hemmick’s wedding”
  • nicky: get rekt minyard
  • “@/kevinday: nicky hemmick is a brooklyn hipster piece of shit and i’m gonna fight him”
  • nicky: kevin day has a shrine dedicated to jeremy knox and he kisses the pictures before every important game
  • (kevin personally flies from new york to germany two days later and erik has to wrestle him to the ground to stop kevin from breaking an exy racquet over nicky’s head)
  • jeremy knox agrees to do it because he’s sure people won’t be mean to him
  • they are
  • (mostly his former teammates, read: alvarez)
  • jeremy: i didn’t win a team spirit award for five years straight for this
  • jean reads only two tweets
  • “jean moreau sounds llike he has a dick in his mouth all the time”
  • jean: what’s wrong with having a dick in my mouth?
  • jeremy cries behind the scenes
  • “jean moreau looks like this person who doesn’t deserve to be famous but he slipped thru the cracks and ppl were like ‘ok’, i hope he dies”
  • jean slides from the chair to the ground and gets so close to the camera you can only see his mouth
  • jean: god i hope so too
  • that’s it because jeremy drags him out of there
  • no one knows if he was joking
  • kevin calls him ten minutes later to ask if he’s okay
  • jean hangs up on him
  • the producers never ask exy players to do any of it again
  • wymack is glad