Matt: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Dan: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Allison: Spiders.
Renee: Wasps.
Kevin: Terriers.
Nicky: Andrew.

minyardjostenrivalry:

concept:

-foxes freshman

-gay

-says “this is homophobic” every time kevin makes them run extra drills

-nicky starts using it

-kevin hates his life

-neil uses it once

-kevin threatens to quit the team

-kevin looks at andrew

-“I swear to god minyard if you say it I’m telling wymack to revoke every single dollar of scholarship money the four of you are on”

-andrew doesn’t even look up

-there is literally no expression to his voice

-“that’s homophobic”

-kevin is screaming

-kevin has never stopped screaming