imagine inventing potpourri bastard fight lacrosse while u’re off overseas in between hangovers getting ur degree and then thirty years later it’s an olympic sport….wild
I’m supposed to be cleaning the kitchen right now but instead I wanna talk about Kayleigh Day headcanons
Thick Irish accent
I mean thick, like, thicc thick, like, strong
I’m thinking something between Belfast and Dublin
Wymack didn’t understand anything she said the first time they met
Pretty happy-go-lucky, is here for a good time and a long time
Super athletic, had basically been living the Jock Life all her life
Assertive AF and got a reputation for being a “bitch” for it because men can’t handle shit
Would indulge in a lot of banter when she was teaching Wymack Exy
Also got waaaay too into it
Wymack: This is lacrosse for maniacs!Kayleigh: AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS RUGBY FOR PUSSIES, DAVID, WHATS YOUR POINT????
Don’t challenge her to arm wrestling oh dear god please don’t do that
So bad at asking for help. Terrible. The worst. Convinced she could do anything and everything on her own
Speaking of!!!!
Before Kevin, Exy was her favourite thing. It’s now joint 2nd with coffee
Liked the name ‘Kevin’ years before she got pregnant
Never forced Exy onto him, he just loved his mum and wanted to play her sport
Coach Moriyama would try to get her to get Kevin in a specific mindset and she’d be all “what, no. No, I’m not teaching my son that winning is everything, that’s not healthy.”
Moriyama was always the one thinking of how to be the best, Kayleigh just wanted to be.
She would sometimes think about telling Wymack the truth, late at night while staring at the ceiling. She’d always decide it was too late and she was doing fine, anyway
That doesn’t mean guilt didn’t eat at her, she just shoved it down deep as she could and ignored it
Would burst into tears under too much stress, but would leave the room so no one knew
Loved Wymack. Loved Kevin.
Was really looking forward to watching Kevin grow up
(I’ve found some motivation so I’m gonna try writing up a load of headcannons I came up with last night)
I don’t know much about sport but I’m guessing the big teams have YouTube videos featuring promos and highlights and stuff so obviously The Foxes have one too. Except there’s doesn’t just include promos and highlights. It also has iconic videos such as:
Ex-homeless person does my makeup.
Neil does Allisons make up and they have a chit-chat. Lots of orange eye shadow is used cause Neils a nerd. Also talk about resources for homeless people and ways other can help. Allison also donates a bunch of money to shelters etc.
Family Hotdog Eating Contest *emotional*
Featuring the twins and Nicky going head to head. Andrew wins. Kevin’s crying in the distance because CALORIES! Aaron pukes. Nicky does a 30 second burp. It’s a mess.
Slimy Foxes
All sit around at the court and make slime. Neon orange slime. Nicky spills glitter everywhere. Matt gets his stuck to the ceiling. Neils’ falls on his very expensive jeans. Allison is yelling. Wyamck walks in to a disaster zone and walks back out again immediately.
Trying British Candy.
Kevins crying again. Andrew is eating everything. Nicky starts choking. Neils suddenly switches back to a british accent mid video. Everyone is perplexed. Andrew is living his best life cause sweets and neils accent. (He ends up taking the left over candy and also Neil up to the roof for sour and sweet tasting kisses)
Reacting to Exy conspiracy theories.
Kevin is horrified by most of them but goes all dreamy eyed throughout all the Jeremy Knox conspiracies.
Carpool Karaoke.
Ft all the foxes on the bus, hopped up on vodka and energy drinks after a game, belting out to fox themed songs.
Dance to the death.
Matt and Dan competition. Anytime/where when What Does The Fox Say they have to dance. Matt breaks out mid pop quiz when Nicky sneaks into his class. Also at grocery store, doctors office, mid game (everyones so surprised lets Neil score)
Innuendo Bingo
Nicky is literally the worst. Whoever he’s going up against always ends up soaked. Nicky vs Andrew is hilarious and filled with glares and in the end Andrew just spits it all in Nickys face to be petty.
Chubby Bunny Challenge.
Kevin has to commentate an Exy Game with his mouth filled with marshmallows.
Try Not To Laugh
Andrew wins obviously but he goes all funny when he heard Neil giggle at a cute dog video and just stares at Neil.
Couples Yoga Challenge.
Literally all the paired up foxes do it. And then there’s just Kevin and Nicky paired up and its the most stressful thing to watch. Dan and Matt and up making out. Neil and Andrew are both so short but w Andrews strength they nail every single one.
Honestly their content is so weird and most coaches would be like NOPE but Wymack doesn’t really care and they’re happy and he secretly watches all of their videos in his office with some scotch.
Think about emotional journey Browning and the rest of the FBI agents went through from the moment Neil said that Andrew wouldn’t leave without seeing him to the moment they first dealt with Andrew to the moment Andrew and Neil knelt on the floor in the hotel room having an intense private conversation in German to the moment to the moment Allison asked when they started hooking up to the moment they had to let Andrew tag along to the interrogation. Wild.
Imagine them going back to the FBI field office and one of the agents trying to talk to them on a more personal level and asking how long they’ve been in a relationship.
Only for Neil and Andrew to both answer: “We’re not.”
Nothing but My Aching Soul 