sometimes, i imagine what would’ve happened if renee, matt, and wymack hadn’t held andrew down when riko came onto kathy’s show like…i really just love the idea of andrew minyard punching riko moriyama in the face on live national television
Bold of you to assume David Wymack ever dies. Every time death comes for him, he just says, “Not today. There’s too many brats who need second chances.” Death is more scared of David Wymack than David Wymack is scared of death.
death is also very afraid of both andrew minyard and renee walker standing behind wymack and threateningly brandishing their knives every time death comes for wymach
Death is also well aquainted with Neil.
Death and Neil are drinking buddies
neil and death bitch about riko over cocktails
death, drunk off his ass: can you please, like, take him back? i’ll keep your dad but riko is annoying the hell out of me. please. it’s possible. they did it with jesus. i could totally like fucking… un-die him
neil, pointing a very stern finger: no. we said no take-backsies
i saw a tweet “our ravens are so smart, they can tie shoelaces too” and for a few brief moments i was SO CONFUSED until i remembered that i’m following a ravenmaster account.
i was thinking of edgar allan
could you imagine someone telling that to like… riko… and riko just “…i cant tie shoelaces wtf are you going on about??”
…imagine having been 1 of andrew’s experimental hookups when he was locked up…ur walking down the street minding ur own business and then u see a giant billboard of andrew j. minyard, professional Exy star and most-watched goalkeeper in the nation, and u do a spit take and ur buddy’s like “yo u ok???? haha oh yeah andrew minyard he’s pretty hot same” and u’re just like “he sucked my dick in juvie”
Nothing but My Aching Soul 