Is there rly any softer scene than when o’malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕
This Is Love 😍😍
Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.
“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.
oh hell yeah do i think andrew is buff. but, dear anon, i see your buff andrew and raise you lean-muscled!neil. actually, you can have both
andrew bench pressing the same amount as kevin and infinitely more effortless
neil fucking josten sitting between andrew’s shoulders while he does push ups (someone wrote a hc for this before i remember who it is but i don’t wanna tag them bc that seems rude idk)
andrew effortlessly carrying neil when he’s fallen asleep in the foxhole lounge, on the couch, at his desk, literally everywhere
okay but lean!neil
neil is a runner and a distance one at that. so he doesn’t have the thighs of a sprinter, his are more cut and defined and he literally has like .5% body fat so he’s pretty skinny but not
he’s slim which was helpful for getting through tight places on the move and it helps him on the court because backliners are bricks and neil just dodges them effortlessly
not to mention he’s slim enough to sit between andrew’s shoulder blades
do not get me wrong though. in no way is he going to get blown over by a strong gust of wind. neil is extremely sturdy
okay enough about that, here’s what i’ve been waiting for
the great neil and andrew wearing each other’s clothes
but with a twist
see, andrew may be shorter, but he’s like twice as wide almost so when he grabs neil’s hoodie, it hugs his muscles in a way that makes neil Weak™ for the rest of the day
but andrew’s hoodie on neil is perfect for lounging in because it’s loose and neil can do that sweatshirt sleeve slappy thing because it hangs off of him.
idk i just really like buff!andrew and lean!neil together
I headcanon that the reason why Neil never really commented on Andrew’s size even tho he never shuts up about Andrew’s height is because Andrew is bigger than Neil and Neil is Salty™
Not only is Neil Salty AF, he’s also super turned on which is why he’s got that neck fetish. Andrew’s neck is veiny and it matches up perfectly with his extremely sharp jawline oh boy
God bless Mat on The Great British Bake Off for whipping out a genuine Victorian pie tin from 1850 for his Victorian meat pie to be baked in and saying this:
i saw a tweet “our ravens are so smart, they can tie shoelaces too” and for a few brief moments i was SO CONFUSED until i remembered that i’m following a ravenmaster account.
i was thinking of edgar allan
could you imagine someone telling that to like… riko… and riko just “…i cant tie shoelaces wtf are you going on about??”
Nothing but My Aching Soul 