@twinyardsappreciationweek Day 4: Today is about winning, so let’s celebrate lucky streaks, acceptance speeches, and every victory in between, big or small. It’s also about finish lines and new beginnings.
Is it just me or for someone who so vehemently against psychology, Neil Josten is fucking great at it. I mean his methods are about as ethical as you would expect from a guy who grew up being told that it’s smarter to shoot a cop than talk to one but you deny he got shit done.
yoo I actually feel like that might be precisely one of the reasons he doesnt trust psychologists!! he knows firsthand how easy it is to use psychology manipulate people and see through them. It’s just that he’s used those skills in unethical ways so he connects psychology with ulterior motives and lying to get what you want. Twisting peoples words and leading people on. That’s why he doesn’t trust Betsy or anyone in that proffession because he knows all the ways it could be used against him.
mr bingley to darcy: “how could you propose to elizabeth bennet in kent just after you convinced me not to marry jane bennet because of her poor social status?”
hi!!! thank you so much for the request, you’re the first person ever to request something from me and honestly you have no idea how happy it made me :’) i hope you like it!!
i had a lot of fun working on this too. at first i was like “how is neil ever gonna wear these clothes” but ummm. obviously it was andrew who bought them for him to wear to eden’s.
So Andrew and Neil eventually get sat down by there respective PR teams and told to get some sort of social media.
(except Twitter. theyre under strict instructions to stay away from that.)
so someone makes them Instagram accounts
neither of them like the idea of it.
willingly posting photos of themselves isn’t something either of them are comfortable with.
so they switch.
there are two ways this can go down.
Ok so:
both of their official accounts basically turn into fan accounts for the other.
Andrews account is filled with photos of Neil with literally no caption.
Neils is also filled with photos of Andrew but with captions like worlds best goalie.
people are really confused because why do these two people who hate each other have literally fan accounts of each other.
Their PR teams are like NO! THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT! Why are you posting photos of our rivals star player!
Other people are more concerned on how the hell Andrew got a photo of Neil Josten in his bed!!
Seriously, someone call the police!
Matt comments on every single photo Andrew posts of Neil with something along the line of BFF, I ❤ u.
And then there’s my fav one:
Neil and Andew each have their own accounts, @Jos10 and @ajm_hates_exy.
Andrews has photos of Andrew and Niels of Neil as it’s meant to be!
EXCEPT!!!!!
They switched accounts.
Neil controls and posts for Andrew and Andrew for Neil.
Neil posts a photos of the twins on Andrews account w captions like “I’m the good looking one” or “happy birthday to me and my clone” or “why the fuck does this dickhead have my face?”
Neils account has a random photo of his nostrils which Andrew captioned “I’m saying I’m fine when infact i have a cold and am keeping my boyfriend awake w my walrus like snoring and he’s going to murder me”.
Jostens Nostrils trends cause holy fuck Neil has a bf!
This turns into a total creep shot war and there is literally no rules whatsoever.
It’s never been said in so many words that its a competition but it definitely is and they’re both ruthless w the captions.
Andrew doesn’t speak to Neil for a whole weekend when Neil posts a photo of toddler Andrew w the caption “cute as a button”.
Neil mostly tries to post soft and cute photos that prove to people Andrew is human.
Neils profile description is “Junkie”.
Andrews is “I’m actually a super huggable person”.
xxx
No matter which scenario the foxes love it.
They’ve lost and won so many bets because of those damn ig accounts.
and they always get each others permission before posting a photo.
Aaron Minyard and The New Kid Who Is Blatantly Lying About His Past And Identity But Everyone Wants To Suck His Dick Anyway
Aaron Minyard and The Time I Committed Perfectly Reasonable Murder And Will Probably Be Locked Up For The Rest Of My Life But It Doesn’t Matter Because The New Kid Sicced The Fucking Mafia On Us
Aaron Minyard and My Brother’s Off The Meds But Still Won’t Talk To Me And Apparently IS Sucking The Mafia Kid’s Dick, Who Is Also The Son Of A Mass Murderer, Jesus Christ I Wanted A Family But I’d Fucking Settle For Surviving Until Med School
Nothing but My Aching Soul 