Nothing but My Aching Soul

nadiahilker:

nadiahilker:

i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

• “i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
• “i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me – and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years”
  SNOWBALL FIGHTS
• “hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning – whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
• person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
• “you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
• “YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
• “i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
• I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
• MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
• “we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
• “i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
• “’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
• “we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
• “YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
• TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 
• “we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together”
  FRIENDS AU – “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here – damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 
• “we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 
• DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 
• TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
• “there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 
• PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 

• “i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”

why has this post blown up this week it’s july y’all are wEAKK