so let’s say gansey just… does not understand his generations humor, possibly due to his obsession with glendower or just because he’s………. gansey. anyways. his Meme Friends like to exploit this
it starts with ronan and noah
ronan: “gansey what are THOOOOSEEE” gansey, with concern: “they’re my sperry’s, ronan.”
noah, throwing glitter into the air: “and there goes all the fucks i had to give” gansey: starts googling ‘therapy for dead people’
noah: “we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed” gansey, in friend panic: “noah???”
“ronan, for the last time-” “you should have killed me when you had the chance” “RONAN”
ronan, walking through cabeswater: “hewwo? hewwo gwendower??? awe you thewe???” gansey dies instantly
eventually the rest of the gang gets involved
blue, pointing at a tide pod: “oh look my favorite snack” gansey: “BLUE THOSE AREN’T EDIBLE”
chainsaw, hiding his socks: steal from the rich
(when moving in together) blue: “and they were roommates” henry: “oh my god they were roommates” gansey: “i’m excited too, guys”
adam, facing a minor inconvenience: “and there goes my will to live” gansey, already making organic blueberry tea: “adam you know you can always talk to me, right??? you’re valued and i love you”
*gansey and henry do something gay* blue: “are you serious? right in front of my salad?” gansey: “blue that’s yogurt”
anyways gansey is a huge nerd and i love him thanks for coming to my ted talk
How would things be different if Nathaniel and his mother had been in Seattle early enough to put him in California the same time as Andrew? What if their paths had crossed back then? What if Andrew’s first promise wasn’t to Aaron but to Nathaniel?
The segment’s title declared EXY’S DARLINGS – WHERE WILL THEY GO FROM HERE? in a yellow banner along the television screen’s bottom. It was a spotlight feature on where Kevin Day and Riko Moriyama were planning to go after their high school graduation. Of course they were expected to join the best, but a few reporters speculated on favoritism from the Raven’s coach if they signed on at Edgar Allan, and if that’d impact the Exy prodigies’ relationships with their potential teammates.
Usually his mother would box his ears for looking at anything Exy-related, but he changed the channel long before her shower finished, the black ink on a younger Day’s cheekbone haunting him worse than the date in the corner.
( Neil wakes up seven years younger, and, slowly, takes matters into his own hands. )
once love, simon opens the cinematic doors for lgbt rom coms it’s over for hetero bitches
just found out that people are boycotting this movie because the author is straight…….honestly if y’all let this movie flop i’m coming for everyone’s throats! no mercy! this is such a fake woke agenda! love, simon doesn’t deserve this! if y’all wanted to boycott an lgbt movie call me by your name was right there but y’all let that bitch prosper!
I actually looked up the author, Becky Albertalli, a while back when I was first getting hyped for Love, Simon, and from what I found (and please let me know if I’m wrong, this info is coming from a few quick google searches) she hasn’t just created multiple, well-written LGBTQ characters, she also worked for years with LGBTQ teens and support groups, particularly for gender nonconforming kids. If that doesn’t tell you how far this woman is willing to go to aid LGBTQ folk, I don’t know what will.
YEP. She addresses this in the very end of Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda in her acknowledgements – she wrote the book with the help of a multitude of LGBTQ teenagers. She wrote what she knew from experience, but for the things she did not have experience with, she sought the wisdom of the people she was writing the book for. She is a genuinely awesome ally.
“Ronan accidentally started a fire in one of the smaller outbuildings, and although it started out shouty it ended up wild and joyful, with both Adam and Ronan hurling things into it while music galloped in the background.” ― Maggie Stiefvater, Opal.
Nothing but My Aching Soul 